Phil starts getting cute, little messages from a secret admirer and gradually feels himself falling more and more in love with the boy. But can you really like someone you've never seen before? And what will happen when Phil finds out the real identity of his admirer?

A collection of stories about what I think would happen if characters from The Lord of the rings and The Hobbit decided to open an online chat room - chaos ensues! It was inspired by my friend Lindir's story 'Middle Earth mayhem', which I highly recommend you check out if you like LoTR and The Hobbit. I hope you enjoy it! (This takes place in an AU where all of the characters are still alive. As well as this, the time periods may not be consistent, although it will mostly be in chronological order. Since this takes the format of an online chat room, there will probably be more dialogue than description, but I'll try to make it as interesting as possible.)

The pie maker's worst visions have become reality when he is whisked off to a secret laboratory to be experimented on. With the aid of another detective and his companion; Chuck Charles, Olive Snook, and Emerson Cod set out to find Ned. Little do they know that it's not any normal government facility, but one run by none other than S.H.I.E.L.D.. Director Phillip Coulson isn't willing to give Ned up just yet, not when he holds valuable information. (So many fandoms, let the craziness ensue...)

love has no limits *•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*• Disclaimer: I own nothing except Alassiel and other characters that I make up. All that other stuff belongs to J.R.R Tolkien. Bai!

Funny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!