three young criminals who've survived on their own for countless years made one fatal mistake that cost them their sight, hearing, and voice respectively. with their new inabilities, they're back to some kind of normal life with an unlikely attempt at reformation. too bad we all know that people never change. shit, look i made a cover for once ahaha

Life is good for the vigilante UltraViolet; Putting bullets through the skulls of his client's targets while getting paid handsomely and being chased by three of the baddest heroes around. For Purpled... not so much. Despite his secret life as a deadly mercenary, social anxiety and the fear of actually talking to people gets the better of him. ...That is until a familiar group of classmates welcome him to their clique, and things take an interesting turn- maybe for the better. Or the worst. (In short- super hero au with Bench trio and Purpled as the main character because my comfort streamer needs more screentime. Sbi and Dream team will be included, just not a lot.) Cover by yours truly

In which Wilbur tries to text Tommy, and ends up texting somebody who is decidedly not Tommy. ═══ ∞◎∞ ═══ ∞◎∞ ═══ ∞◎∞ ═══ In which Dell meets some of their favourite streamers, by complete accident. DISCLAIMER: when i wrote this story, the grooming accusation against dream had not yet been made. at this point in time, however, i am fully aware of those accusations and i do not support him in any way. i do not have the proper energy or commitment to go through this and do all the necessary editing to fully remove him from this story so as of now he is still a character in it. if you do not wish to continue because of that i fully understand your decision. perhaps in the future i will remove him or replace him with a different person but for now that is not something i have the energy to do.

"I understand. You heard the place you loved was in trouble, so you came back, but I don't-I just-why didn't you take me?" Here it was, at last. Catharsis, or something close to it. "I would have hunted them down with you, Philza, the people who did that to your town. I would have given you your vengeance on a silver platter. I would have given you the world." Philza didn't look guilty. He just looked tired. "I didn't hunt them down, though." // Or, that fic where Techno and Phil are old immortals, and Tommy and Wilbur are decidedly... not. Angst ensues. //

Tubbo and Ranboo have very different thoughts on whether Michael should go into the life of crime. Not that is parents actions are leaving any good reasons to be a functioning member of society. Phil deserves a pay rise. Techno can't get some villains out of his hair, Wilbur seems certain that's because they were trained by his arch nemesis. Tommy just wants to know why his friends have a tendency for arson. Not that it isn't pog or anything, he's just curious. ================ The villain Bee duo, superhero SBI AU we all deserve. ****All platonic**** I guess I should also give a warning that Schlatt is not a very good parent at all times in this fic. So cw for implied/referenced child ab*se

Tommy angst. NO SHIPPING SHIPPING WILL BOT BE TOLERATED. A lot of Tommy angst but some fluffy moments. TW just because I know there will be

A Ranboo angst story this time! This one will be slightly different from my other stories. This will be C!Ranboo however basically it's irl? So they stream, but they look like the characters and have the same personality, but it's not in Minecraft, everything is real-life based. There will be trigger warnings, and sorry if I don't cover every one. Also to be clear, this turned out to only be light angst but there is still self harming references and eating disorder reference, possible derealization but I'm not sure. Ranboo lives alone but is going to visit Tubbo in a month or so, and he has memory loss of course. Tubbo is half goat as well as Lani and Tubbo's parents in this. This is an AU please do keep that in mind. If you have questions about this book feel free to DM me. The title artwork is by riotwasp on Twitter Real names won't be used in this as I don't want to cross anyone's boundaries, and there will only be RanbooxTubbo in this story I don't spellcheck my stuff after writing, so sorry about the grammar started- 7/20/2021 finished- 8/6/2021 He laid there, he knew he was depressed, you should've seen his arms and legs. Ranboo was meant to meet up with Tubbo within the next 2 weeks. He needed to mentally prepare and find out ways to hide his scars. He sighed grabbing one of his memory books, writing, "hide sadness from anyone but self." No one would have to worry.

Ranboo has been at the orphanage ever since he was a baby. He's a ender & unknown hybrid and it hasn't been a good life for him. Until one day.... A man with a bucket hat adopts the poor minor.

It's Phil's first day at his new job at the orphanage. He expects it to be a normal day, but when he hears someone screaming and goes to check if everything is okay, he can't believe who he sees in front of him. A Ranboo angst story THERE WON'T BE ANY SHIPS IN THIS BOOK! There will be triggers in this book so please be careful and take care of yourself :] The trigger warnings will be put at the beginning of the chapters.

Tommy has been waiting 5 years for his parents in one alleyway in L'Marburg. Basically living off stolen bread, or whatever he can find. So what happens when vampires forcefully make him join their family? ! NO SHIPS ! No artwork in this book is mine. I found them on Pinterest, so credit to the original artists. And this book is very cringe, and I did take some inspiration from other authors. So if anything is like any other book to the point to there is only a little difference, please tell me so I can change it. Currently on hiatus, may not post again