Shrek lives an ordinary and boring life until he encounters the love of his life, Komaeda. ((PLEASE, DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. THIS IS CRACK.))

Trumpie see, Trumpie do, and Trumpie see you.

I'm sorry

Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??