This is absolutely not a joke. Conservative prime minister Boris Johnson and Minecraft Streamer Wilbur Soot is my otp.

based off a dream I had where I made a draft on wattpad with this exact story aaaaa anyways KFC is good yes aoaoaoao big crunches are the best anyways idk what to put here so sorry if this desc is kinda bland LMAO

A story about you and Elmo in love. I made this as a joke. #4 in Elmo on 02/08/2021 #1 in Elmoxreader on 13/06/2021

Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.

read at ur own risk

I'm sorry

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

Have you ever had that thought, where your toaster looks hot af. Yeah shut up, of course you have. Do not take this book seriously, just don't. It's a gift for a friend. [Edit] No stfu past me, take this 100% seriously. We all want to screw a toaster every once in a while.

Smegsy

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