I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

Alex Black has lived at an orphanage and doesn't know her family. She is now 11 years old and is going to Hogwarts, which she doesn't know anything about. A murderous Sirius Black is on the loose and Alex's world is turned upside down with the news and happenings of her first year!!! Who is P.L. and who is S.B.? They are the initials on her bracelet and she wants to find her real family and the truth.

Green Oakenhelm and the Marauders never really see eye-to-eye. But when she gets them in detention, the adventure of a lifetime happens. After the encounter, Green finds herself actually enjoying a Gryffindor's (beter yet, A Marauder's) company.

Hi, I'm Violet. I am the daughter of a man, whom I will not currently name. This is the story of my trip from the worst place in my world (Other than Azkaban of course) to the best; Hogwarts! Hope you like my story and read about the dangers and adventures growing up with the famous Harry Potter and Golden Trio. I've read the books, I know their fate. And I will change it. I am the Girl Who Helped.

James Potter- a boy with a talent for Quidditch, pranking other students (especially Slytherins), and showing off. He is, as Lily Evans likes to refer to him as, an arrogant toerag. The one girl he has eyes for is the very girl who can reject him six times in one day, Lily Evans. Sirius Black- The eldest Black decedent in the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black. His family doesn't approve of him being associated with mudbloods and blood traitors alike. He has the "perfect" younger brother Regulus. Sirius is a Gryffindor, much to his families displeasure. Remus Lupin- Remus is a boy with a troubled past. He was bitten by a werewolf, Greyback, at the mere age of six. His loving parents helped him cope with the horror of being a werewolf, shunned by society, and even some of his own family. Jodie Kipps- a girl who had a good relationship with her mum, but not so much with her dad. A born prankster and Seeker, she is fierce when she needs to be, but she still has the biggest heart around. Her best friends help her through anything and she is accepting and trusting of almost everybody that is nice to her. Lily Evans- a fiery redhead with a caring heart. She is a muggle born and proud. Her best friend is a Slytherin, Severus Snape, whom James, Sirius, Remus, and Jodie all hate. She is the best in her year, the brightest witch of her age, some would say.

BOOK ONE OF THREE My name is Cassiopeia Tabitha Meissa Smith, and this is the story of how I eventually fell in love with Sirius Black. Our story isn't exactly a short one, so sit back, buckle up, and prepare to read the beginnings of this train wreck of a romance. DISCLAIMER: EVERYTHING YOU RECOGNISE FROM HARRY POTTER IS BY TRANSPHOBE EXTRAORDINAIRE J.K. ROWLING So fucking unedited, man.

Sarah has made it through her first year of Hogwarts, gaining a family and a home along the way. When her name comes out of the Goblet, she panics and puts herself in bad place. As she prepares for the first Task and recuperates, she can only doubt herself. Will her doubts keep her from finishing not only the first task, but the other two as well? Will she survive? Only time will tell...

Kayla is an extremely powerful witch and she quickly makes friends on the Hogwarts Express with Remus Lupin, James Potter, and Sirius Black as well as Lily Evans. Her past is twisted with lies and secrets. She is adopted but she doesn't find this out until her Third year, when she finds out she is James Potters twin sister. Read to find out her twisted past and how she falls in love with the person she least expected to.

Amaris Potter is the opposite of her twin brother James. He is the popular one she's the loner, James wants to be a good brother and takes care of her this year, will she make friends?

My name is Candace. Candace Lily Potter. I live at Number 4, Privet Drive. Everyone in the house thinks that I am a piece of scum, except for my twin brother, Harry James Potter.