The human race has been under the enslavement of trolls for sweeps now, and you're unfortunate enough to find yourself caught in the middle of it. You've lost hope of ever gaining your freedom back, and it seems that the only friends you'll ever have are the other slaves that come and go throughout the days. And although your mind is trained to follow the duties of your everyday life now, your eyes seem to be trained elsewhere when it comes to your latest owner. Even though it's tempting, it's best not to tread on Dangerous Waters.

When Jake gets addicted to Flappy Bird, a popular app that infuriates people due to its simplicity, Dirk finds it hard to get his attention.

The Resurrection Project was supposed to help loved ones become reunited with the recently deceased. It was supposed to create a world where people didn't have to fear death and where no one had to face the sadness of losing a friend. However, the project went haywire when the resurrected came back with a bigger bite than what had been expected.

Sollux hears a little story from his matesprit that has to do with a certain fishy asshole he knows. Things go a bit too overboard when the Captor lets his rage get the better of him. WARNING: This is NOT a shippy Erisol fanfiction. The character x character in the title is simply because those are the main people focused on in the story.