A collection of both old and new one shots of our beloved freak ass scientist. I will not be editing my old fics that I move here simply for comedic purposes. Let us laugh at 15 y/o me's idea of this man. and now adult me cause he's still a skrunkly bastard all these years later uwu.

Requests open! Welcome to my unoriginal book. I will do girlxgirl and boyxboy when I want to, so if you don't like it, either skip that chapter or don't read. Enjoy!

Hey there~ it's me again! this time I have this for you, darlings!!! Celestia is so class and Mukuro is really cool, this time I am gonna tell you what I think about them!~ A Celes theory and a list of facts about Mukuro! :3 in other words my Celes headcanon!!! And Mukuro's fun facts!!! hope you like it~ <3

"Shouldn't you be out trying to fit in with the rest of the insecure, poseur douche-spawn"

You are Y/N Zoldyck, you decided to take the hunters exam with your brother, Killua. But there you meet your ex-boyfriend, Hisoka... *DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNN*. Will you two get back together? Or will obstacles come your way? Author's note (2024): This was my very first story and it is absolutely...interesting (not in a good way), so apologies for all of the weird cringey things, but I hope you enjoy - Not accurate to the storyline

Y/n was sent to live with the Zoldycks as a child after Silva and her father arranged for her and illumi to be married. But can the cold blooded killers fall in love or will hisoka sweep y/n away with his sinister charm? *warning* will contain lemons