"It's not gay, if it's in a threeway." the story of two closeted lesbians and the guy who was gullible enough to go threesies with them copyright; brighteyedirwin cover creds to bae @arcticpeters

"Hello, this is the rejection hotline. The person who gave you this number just isn't that interested, so move on. If you feel like ranting to someone, press one to speak to a live representative. But otherwise, get a grip, they were out of your league."

# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

In which a boy with a bad habit of getting himself drunk learns that sex isn't everything.

"You have 100 days to make someone fall in love with you. Only the words 'I love you' can reverse the curse. However, when the numbered days are up, you will remain this way forever. It's your bet Irwin."

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

in which ashton is forced to decide between what he loves & who he loves. ✧✧