To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL updates every Wednesday First book in the 'Scum Series'

The forgotten Wife is what they call me. I am Fa Mu Lan and this is the story of my life. In Kingdom of Xiang Dynasty, there was a fortune teller who said the second son of Minister Fa Cheng would have a serious illness at the age of fifteen and will die, the only way it would prevent the said boy should be raised as a girl instead of a boy. Because of the reputation of the said fortune teller, Minister Fa Cheng and his wife Fa Liu had decided to follow the prophecy. So when Fa Liu got pregnant they prepared everybody that the child would be a girl. But The Fa Family is not aware that their Emperor received a prophecy also and that is to marry his Crown Prince to their second child. ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... Hello, new reader if you happens to like my story please vote and leave a comment. It doesn't hurt to give your criticism for the improvement of my writing. Thank You and Happy Reading!

[ AN ORIGINAL BL NOVEL FROM RUNNOX ] A boy let out a small humph as he lay on his bed. He called his grandma, who was sweeping the floor. "Grandma, tell me a story!" His grandma raised her brows before setting aside the broom to accompany her grandson to his room and sitting beside the bed. "Then, should I tell you a story about a beautiful man who became Crescent Moon God?" The boy laid comfortably on his bed with a small nod, and his grandmother started to tell him stories. However, the boy did not expect that the story that his grandma always told him back then would become his reality someday after he had a truck accident. (Note: This is a BL story, so feel free to leave if you don't like this type of story. I understand and accept your personal preferences.)

Alternate Title:穆然 Status:Completed with 77 chapters and 2 Extras Author:Gu Jun Genre:Drama, Mature, Romance, Yaoi Novel Summary If there really is a God, if there really is an afterlife; Please, give me a home. - Mu Ran (HIIIII! JUST TO LET U GUYS KNOW THAT I DONT OWN THIS STORY AND SO ARE THE TRANSLATIONS, IM JUST DOING THIS FOR OFFLINE READING PURPOSES. SUPPORT THE REAL AUTHOR AND TRANSLATOR IF POSSIBLE. GOD BLESS I LUV U ALL)