Egg is a young prostitute who works at the Chicken Strips Strip Club. She is very content with her simple life. But then, one day, poor Egg wakes up not in the Chicken Strips carpark, but in a small tin of budget spaghetti! Egg dislikes waking up here, and tries to escape. This angers the Spaghetti Gods... Egg is in trouble.

Lord Farquaad teams up with Daddy Pig to take back his kingdom, not knowing that he would end up having feelings for him. #13 OUT OF #SHREKISLOVESHREKISLIFE #1 OUT OF #CURSEDSTORY

this is just a silly story I did about two of my friends this is nothing serious lmao

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

At first, I was like ~mmm fanfiction writing~~ as a joke. But bro, I don't think it's a joke anymore... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This is a one-shot collection of random smuts. I'm open to requests, just comment on one of my posts! Also, DISCLAIMER NONE OF THIS IS SERIOUS IM JUST BORED SKSKK