read rn if u want to read it btw this is a joke 😳 My main inspiration for this book is a speech that Obama once said Go to sleep and never wake up ❤️ -Obama

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MR. KRABS!

when two young star crossed lovers happen to be in a line together at subway, an unusual, yet romantic tune starts playing, could this change their lives forever...?

Just a normal day at school hanging with your bestie😝, Charli. Mr. Levi is teaching math; the last period of school. He asks you to stay longer because your grades are going down...😏 wtf are you thinking bitch you horny dumbass wifi charger looking as bitch muthafucka. Your grades are going down so you guys have to summon the ryuk spirit 🙀🙀🙀. Read to see what happens next to y/n!!!

!This book contains smut!