It's exactly what it says in the title. I don't know why you clicked on this, but....enjoy??

this is my 1st story so plz do not judge my kinkyness like my 3 other tomato friends they told me not to write this story on our account but I didn't listen they told me to write it on my account but swallow/suck it p.s sorry for the grammar error✌

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

i made this at 1 am stop readibg tjis please, its so old I genuinely hate everyone who commented on this story, you are all so annoying and have the worst humor, I regret writing this. /srs

You are a newly hired to work in the White House kitchen and one day, you finally get the chance to meet the man you have been crushing on, Joe Biden. Once you meet him, things take an exciting and unexpected turn. Note: In this story Biden is already president. Also this is my first story so it's obviously going to suck and I'm sorry. I just had to write it for any Daddy Joe lovers out there. Warning: There will be eventual smut. I basically wrote this because I'm a hoe for Joe.

for legal reasons this is a joke book..... hbjfhhs--

Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.