The Once-ler wants three things in life: fame, fortune, and a huge skeleton dick up his ass. Unfortunately, things don't go the way he wanted to. You can never have everything in life. -------- i wrote this because i hate myself please break my fingers satire smut + angst, idk if there's a happy ending would update every 5 years, im slow

Hi there! This is my first story and I hope you enjoy it! Buy anyway this story is basically about you and Satan he feels for you and understands you but also finds you very interesting maybe a little to much lol So read this story if you want the full gist of things and please comment and like if you would like ^_^

literally the title. i probably won't update very fast. THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE A SERIOUS BOOK, I LEGIT WROTE A ONESHOT OF A TABLE X READER. okay, some of these might be rlly detailed for a joke of a book.

What happens when Shrek and Dr. Phil meet at a bar? ;)

When a lonely chef, meets the love of his life.

What started out as a simple competition in Hell's Kitchen turns into a journey filled with dark pasts and trust can Gordon Ramsey save you from your own depression and demise will you let him in your heart? or will everything come crumble down around you.

Only the best quality and grammar filled fanfiction to exist. In an alternate universe where ogres are accepted more so you two can be out in public. EEEEEEEE so kawaii!!! 👌👌👌👌😭😭😭💛👌💛👌💛👌 It's getting better by chapter 14. I hate that I'm still going with this. I'm very sorry.

Right in the title Tim x Moby book smüt of course! Just read so many of these kinds of book to hate myself when doing the f-boy face when reading a boy x boy. So um yeah I gave in and made one myself, this is...just idk but let me tell you what happening in this book. Moby is a human yes a human because it just seems weird for tim to be with a robot. I'm not going to update it everyday since I have books I want to read and I have school but this is my life now I guess. Also feel to read my other book there shit but pretty good, yeah since I make a few serious book but not much. Since I have no life and make dumb books. PS: they are both around in there 20s. :) #9 in brainpop(6/14/2021) #2 in getiguess(6/17/2021) #10 in moby(6/17/2021) #5 in brainpop(6/17/2021) #10 in whydoineedtags(6/23/2021) #7 in moby(6/23/2021) #4 in brainpop(6/23/2021) #1 in brainpop(6/26/2021) #3 in tim(7/1/2021) #1 in getoguess(7/2/2021) Started: June 14, 2021 Ended: