DavexKarkat oneshots- contains fluff, sadstuck, smut, other random stories. Trigger warnings are listed in hashtags. Have fun reading my trash- (I do not own any of the characters or the books cover) -Anthony

Humanstuck Davekat. not the real hanahaki, just a version i made up. !!gore warning, emetophobia warning and internalized homophobia!! The grim truth about Hanahaki is the life and death situation, if you dont find your soulmate, you'll suffocate on flowers. If you choose to remove them, your soulmate dies. Dave is the unlucky one with the horrible disease, his soulmate seemingly doesn't exist and he's running out of time.

"SO THERE'S THIS BAND. I DON'T LIKE IT OR ANYTHING JUS-" "Karkat, Bub. We Know You Love 'Strilondes'. Yes We Will Take You To Get An Autograph." Not my characters!!! Inspo: Archiveofourown, (I can't remember the name. fuck)

~Some weird Davekat that I put together~ ENJOY WITH YOUR FACES

Self explanatory. Just a small one shot may or may not be based off of certain people but adjusted to fit character personality ;^)).

The worst lemon on the entire planet

Sadness was all Karkat could see in his future. Until Dave came and turned that around.