emma chad is your new step father. you hear wrestling at night and you cry yourself to sleep. help me im being held hostage

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

Ariana Grande checks her feed only to find a beautiful diarrhea on the explore page

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...

Trump loves oranges His skin was orange to show his love A room in the Trump Tower dedicated to oranges A room in the White House dedicated to oranges The problem was he could never find the perfect orange When he met a certain orange, however, it was love at first sight If only the orange felt the same way

Most of these is just gay omorashi and shit kinks with my boyfriend (names are changed for privacy reasons)

HELP WHOCJAKDJAK

He's so sexy