Twd in Toronto

this is for everyone who wants shrek to be their sugar daddy

Kurtis gets a surprise call from Obama, and a new job! He immediately calls Danny Gonzalez, his most trusted friend. When they arrive at the Obama house, Kurtis realizes this job is not what he expected, and Danny gets a special job of his own. Read to find out the fate of our two beloved commentary Youtubers. *UPDATE: KURTIS READ THE FAN FICTION!*

One day Garfield wakes up and looks in the mirror. What's this?? HES PETER GRIFFIN!? Garfield is taken back by the pure beauty and runs downstairs to go see John. John of corse, is making his breakfast (lasagna) and is also shocked by the beauty. Then the whole day John barely pays attention to Odie and is just obsessed with the new Garfield. Odie ends up hanging himself from the ceiling fan but they don't care. They are literally in love. Read to find out more crazy shit!!

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just spamton

epic story very cool EDIT NOV. 7TH : GUYS WHAT THE FUCK STOP READING THIS IT'S NOT EVEN GOOD CRACKFIC STOP edit: august 3rd 2022: alright then...

self explanatory lol