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Summer by MarianaCurls
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Get your weapons together! 'Cause this ain't your average summer vacation. Killing the undead isn't easy, especially if you have an emotionally unstable goody-goody by you're side. Meet Mary, the baby faced seventeen year old who isn't afraid to throw a punch whenever she needed to. Then there's Charlotte, the fifteen year old who you would describe, that-girl-next-door. Innocent and sweet, Charlotte never learned how to defend herself, besides throwing her backpack at a zombie. Will they both survive the apocalypse as a team? Or will they part ways?
My Sexy Kidnapper by livingthethuglyfe
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Picture this: You enter the mall with your friends. As you're making your way to buy a strawberry smoothie, you notice something more delicious walking right towards you. As he comes closer, he gives you a heart stopping smirk then takes you by surprise. He pulls you into a headlock, jabs a gun in your temple, then runs away with you. As I uncover why this mysterious model kidnapped me, I find myself tackling, punching, hugging, and watching Disney movies with him. Call me reckless, but something about this troubled kidnapper is quite intriguing yet heartbreaking. Find out if I, Skylar Scrowbar, end up dead in a ditch somewhere, or end up helplessly falling in love with my sexy kidnapper.