Somebody Once Told Me (Shrek X Obama)
The tragic story of Barack Obama and Shrek.
Trump loves oranges His skin was orange to show his love A room in the Trump Tower dedicated to oranges A room in the White House dedicated to oranges The problem was he could never find the perfect orange When he met a certain orange, however, it was love at first sight If only the orange felt the same way
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Bob's new postman is hot, sexy, and wild. How will he calm his urges?
the second part of the honry toast fanfic, which you probably really enjoyed reading ;) btw still fukk you erikk
I'm doing this instead of an actual English assignment, help. everything what I state in this story really happened, sorry michelle also I had no idea of what's gonna happen in the story going into this
Was passiert, wenn Y/N Gefühle für Ed Sheeran entwickelt, doch ihr Ex Shrek sie für sich zurückgewinnen möchte? "Ups", stoß ich aus, als ich meine Sonnenbrille fallen ließ. Als ich mich bücken wollte, um sie aufzuheben, kam mir eine grüne, leicht behaarte Hand zuvor...
Thanos: he's skinny, funny, he's a melanin queen Why wouldn't you wanna fuck him?!?!
pov: yoonbum escaped the basement and found ging🥰 cover credits: @XuminCutiee 😀🎶👍
Just a normal day at school hanging with your bestie😝, Charli. Mr. Levi is teaching math; the last period of school. He asks you to stay longer because your grades are going down...😏 wtf are you thinking bitch you horny dumbass wifi charger looking as bitch muthafucka. Your grades are going down so you guys have to...
Kurono, YouTuber - Er schaute sich Yarichin an und machte Videos, wie er darauf reagiert. Daraufhin ist Yuri auf Kuro aufmerksam geworden. Yuri stellte Fest, Kuro ist seine no. 1 Love. Wie wird es enden? Findet es heraus!
Yoonbum suddenly kills himself and now sangwoo is forced to find someone else to find love, could the one for him be... Obama kun?
⚠️ WARNING AESTHETIC ⚠️ 🍑Sangwoo is a young man trying to pursue his dream of becoming a builder; while living with his boyfriend, who suffers from a crippling ash addiction (not a metaphor,, like literal ash). 👑Obama is a rich dilf looking for a sugar baby to spoil. 🍃What will happen when these two yearning men c...
Dora was a lovely little girl. You see, at a mere age of 7 Dora had already broken two bitches nose and attacked a poor fellow named Bob. Now that she's 21 however, dear little Dora has blossomed. She now breaks the hearts (and bones) of the guys (and girls) who dare come at her. Dora was raised in a small town where...
Du bist mit Bernd den Brot auf einer geheimnisvollen Spritztur in Berlin, wobei euch bewusst wird, wie anziehend ihr einander findet