Sarcasm, a term which here means the use of irony to mock or convey a message, is a defining feature of The Umbrella Academy, shaping the dynamics and personalities of each of the Hargreeves. With their dysfunctional upbringing and superpowers, the superheros use sarcasm as a coping mechanism and a way to express their frustration, affection, and most importantly, rivalry. There was a certain air of rivalry between each member of the Academy, but they all dimmed in comparison to the competition Five and Y/N Hargreeves shared. From their upbringing all the way up to Five's disappearance, the constant bickering and struggle to outshine the other all led up to one moment. The Apocalypse. It was supposed to act as the end to everything, but it turned out to be the beginning of something new as Y/N and Five decided it was time to work together in order to find a solution to their impending doom; and potentially save the lives of billions. Time was essential, so in the 10 days they have, they can't waste their precious time on mindless arguments and futile aggravations. They have to team up, and be the heroes of the Umbrella Academy they were destined to be. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Season One ✔️ Season Two✔️ Season Three ➰ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Best Achievements: #1 on wattpad #1 on enjoy #1 on umbrellaacademy #1 on fivehargreeves #1 on netflix

~~~~ "𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘍𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘦. 𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘍𝘪𝘷𝘦." ~~~~ Five x Reader ⚠️~ MATURE THEMES ~⚠️ Story: ~ 13/08/2020 - ?? ~ ~Season 1 (1st book): COMPLETE ✅ ~Season 2 (2nd book): COMPLETE ✅ ~Season 3 (3rd book): COMPLETE ✅ ~Season 4 (4th book): ?? Short Spin-off: COMPLETE ✅ ~ 07/11/2020 - 08/12/2020 ~ Imagines: ~ 20/08/2020 - ?? ~ ❌ Request open? ❌ 💫 = Story set in an alternate universe ☂️ = Story connected with 'Physical' book timeline

❝ There's nothing you can do once the world has turned against you. Time and time again, no matter what we do, we will fail. I wasn't meant to be in your world, Five. We live on different sides of the mirror. You're not real, and you never were. I'm not gifted, and I never was. ❞ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𖣌 ⃝𖣘 highest rankings     ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➳⌗45 in five ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➳⌗214 in theumbrellaacademy ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➳⌗100 in umbrellaacademy ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➳⌗15 in aidangallagher ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➳⌗54 in fivehargreeves ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➳⌗41 in fivexreader ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➳⌗3 in fivehargreevesxreader ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➳⌗123 in netflix ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➳⌗70 in hargreeves

❝I expected more from a kid like you❞ // ❝Says the boy with a number as his name❞ ✶ Number Five x Reader | Five Hargreeves x Reader ✶In which the Sparrow and Umbrella academy collide.... and so do two of their members. THIS BOOK IS COPYRIGHTED!! I do not consent to this story being republished on ANY site other than Wattpad, or by any user other than me.

XXX "Why not?" Five asked, "I thought you would want to, especially because you would want to kill everyone." She smiled, "That's exactly why they took them away, because they know I think like you." XXX Y/n Hargreevs is one of the 'lucky' eight children is adopted by a certain billionaire they are forced to call dad. She is also one of the forty three children who were gifted powers since birth. That day when Five left through that portal, her life fell apart. He broke his promise of coming back, and she was left alone sitting outside waiting for him. She was about to loose hope, but little did she know that she would also loose her freedom that day. The voice in the back of her head became louder, and she thought she was going crazy. This place would make anyone go crazy, but this all proved to be wrong when she met the voice in person.. This is, and always will be, The Umbrella Academy. No matter what.

{{COMPLETE}} Five Hargreeves x Female Reader Starts in season 1 of The Umbrella Academy Published to celebrate 1.5k followers :)

On the 12th hour of the first day of October 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women were pregnant when the day first began. And on that same day, in the same year, at the same hour, you were also brought into this world by a woman who was not pregnant when the day had begun. But no one other than your mother knew that. You were the secret 44th child. By some bit of coincidence, or luck, or even destiny you ended up living across the street from what would become The Umbrella Academy, a school of superpowered kids. And as much as you wanted to meet them your mother had one rule, stay away from the Hargreeves. But that was a rule meant to be broken.

❝ 𝘿𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 (𝙙𝙚·𝙫𝙤·𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣)- 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚, 𝙡𝙤𝙮𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙮, 𝙤𝙧 𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙖𝙨𝙢 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣, 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙮, 𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚. ❞ 𝙔/𝙣 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙨 - 𝘼 𝙨𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙧𝙚𝙗𝙚𝙡 𝙁𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙨 - 𝘼𝙣 𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙘𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙧 - 𝙄𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙎 𝙓 𝙁𝙀𝙈!𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍 𝙎𝙇𝙊𝙒𝘽𝙐𝙍𝙉 - 𝙎𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙊𝙉 𝙊𝙉𝙀 : 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀 𝙎𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙒𝙊 : 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀 𝙎𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙀𝙀 : 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀 𝙎𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙊𝙉 𝙁𝙊𝙐𝙍 : 𝙄𝙉 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙎

During the same mission that killed her brother and best friend, Eleanor falls into a coma. When she finally wakes up, 16 years later, she finds that her siblings deserted her. After pulling her life together, Eleanor resolves to find as many criminals as possible and kill them. She never wants anyone to feel the pain that she does. She's happy with her existence. She likes what she does and she's good at it. But what happens when she's forced to reunite with the siblings that abandoned her? And how will she react when an old friend pays her a visit? They're aged up in my mind so it's not as uncomfy 🤠

˚✧˳ ❝ Bite me. ❞ He didn't respond, but he maintained to stare daggers at me. A smirk bent its way on his thin lips as the tables turned. Making me the one to back out my neck in defeat as he inched closer again. ❝ Oh, I will bite you. ❞ Five cooed before finally walking away with a pleased, sarcastic smile. ˳✧˚ || Five Hargreeves X Reader || BOOK 1 ||  A few years after the disappearance of Number Five and the death of Number Six, Ben Hargreeves, another horrible occurrence happened under the academy; Number Eight, (Y/N) Hargreeves fell into a deep coma which is the result of an unusual experience involving her ability.  A miracle happened following the death of their father, Sir Reginald Hargreeves, (Y/N) Hargreeves has awoken from her deep slumber after 12 years of not being able to age and looking the same as the day she went in to sleep. Now, with Five appearing out of nowhere and claiming that the world is ending, it is up to the Umbrella Academy to save the world.  A 36-year-old man in a 16-year-old's body and a girl who's still in her teenage appearance, both never really felt what it really is to grow up. They may be different, but opposites attract; Partners before, are they still compatible to do their last mission as to stopping the world from going into an apocalyptic end?  1 - #numberfive (01/15/21) 1 - #fivehargreeves (01/19/21) 1 - #five (02/17/21) 1 - #super (03/06/21) 1 - #umbrella (04/06/21) 2 - #xreader (03/28/21) 2 - #theumbrellaacademy (05/7/21) 2 - #netflix (07/31/21) 5 - #aidangallagher (01/10/21) 5 - #fanfiction (01/13/21) 5 - #comics (01/17/21) Started: November 15, 2020 Finished: March 2, 2021 DISCLAIMER: i wrote this when i was in highschool okay it sucks lol