"The chub is the best part, don't hide it from me" A book in which a loud mouthed metal worker finds a new test subject for his factory. ━━━━━━━━ For any minors that may read idc if you're 5 or 15, my fanfiction is not realistic and I do not encourage anyone to go out and do anything that happens within the pages of my content :) -Started June 2021

You are little red riding hood, and to many people's surprise, you're the big bad wolf's partner. Three years after the crooked man was locked away, reports of fables dying have been rising, and stress has risen with it. In an attempt to calm your partner's nerves, you've been making him lunch, since he wouldn't eat without your interventions, but your job becomes a lot harder when youre biggest problem goes from picking ham or turkey to curses and bindings.

Zombies and werewolves and witches, oh my! Dorothy is a normal teenage girl. She goes to school, hangs out and resists the advances of the boys in her year. And she lives with her aunt after the death of her parents. A trip to a mall is brought to an abrupt halt when a freak storm hits. Dorothy is transported to another land, one where zombies hunt, a serial killer is rebuilding his metal body from the parts of his victims and a witch is trying to prevent a self proclaimed wizard from destroying their world! With a werewolf mourning its murdered beloved and a group of orphans ready to carry out a human sacrifice, Dorothy is sure she's not in Kansas anymore!