(⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)﹒⌅﹒ ♩ 💭 a xiaoven story 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝'𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞. 'he's a dick.' 'hm? what was that?' 'nothing...' 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 ,, venti and xiao, ex-crushes from high school, see each other again in xiao's twitch chat, years later, as if by fate. one, nameless, the other, faceless. to xiao's dismay, venti's got a new boyfriend named aether. 🍥 this book was inspired by the song 'your new boyfriend' by wilbur soot ! this book also will contain cussing and dirty jokes. 📎 tw : 𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝙖𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙚. (𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘷𝘶𝘭𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦.) reader discretion is advised.

. ݁ ، 𓂃 ⋆ ─ A RANNETT STORY. 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢'𝐦 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝. 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐲 would like to chat! 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐲: hi.. 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬: hi again razor!! did you sleep well?? 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 ,, barbara ( @barbsings ) and fans indirectly sets up her two best friends in senior year of high school: razor, the animal-loving insomniac, and bennett, the fun-loving, yet misunderstood youtuber. perhaps, it was each other they were missing. ,, ft. xiangling, xinyan, noelle, chongyun, xingqiu, and fischl. AKA - miraculous: tales of razorbug and bennett noir. 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆! this book contains cussing, dirty jokes, and lots of gen z humor. it is also desig- ned to make you "pretty fucking tired." - completed. ✅