Pernikahan Jamila Istari (30) dan Nadiem Arif Prakoso (38) sudah tiga tahun kandas, huru-hara dipicu oleh ketidak puasan Ami yang merasa kurang segala-galanya. Di zaman ini, di ekonomi yang begini, dia harus bertahan dengan Nadiem yang luntang-lantung setelah bisnisnya gulung tikar? Yang benar saja! Ami itu high maintenance! Belum lagi dia juga ikut menanggung hutang ibunya. Plus, ibu dan kakak Nadiem yang pelit pula. Di bayangan Ami, terbebasnya ia dari Nadiem bisa membuat kehidupannya lebih baik. Kenapa tidak? Toh, Ami punya gelar, kompeten, supel, cantik, ada pula harta gono-gini yang harus Nadiem berikan untuknya. Sudah sangat amat cukup, Ami bisa bekerja lagi dan menikmati uangnya seorang diri. Tapi nyatanya, tidak. Tiada beda, justru lebih berat, lebih parah, lebih menjengkelkan. Ami pusing, mual, mumet, apalagi setiap kali putrinya, Kanaya yang masih berusia tujuh tahun itu merengek-rengek ingin bertemu si Papi. "Mami ayooooooo! Kita cari Papi, aku mau Papi, kangen Papi, mau ketemu Papiiiiii!" "Papi kamu udah punya anak baru." "Haaaa! Mamiiiiii!" Rasanya Ami ingin menjerit dan bergulung-gulung saja!

||WATTY WINNER 2023🌟|| Two strangers pretend to be a couple to win a dumb bet. The wager: they must enrol in couples therapy and fool their counselor. _________ Six non-refundable couples counseling sessions. That's how many Clementine booked for him and his girlfriend to sort out their relationship problems. What he didn't see coming was getting dumped as soon as he informed her of it. Enter Everett, a chaotic, curly-haired boy who barges into Clementine's life. He offers to fake date and attend the counseling sessions with Clementine. Unfortunately, they are both idiots. Did they really believe they could safely fake-date in a Wattpad book and NOT fall in love? ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Might bring to mind: "Heartstopper" but with a ton more baking and fake dating 🌈 🎼🎶 This book has a Spotify playlist with a song for each chapter. To download it you can search me on Spotify @itsmeimthevampire - the playlist name is "Idiots To Lovers." 🏅🏅🏅 Watty Winner 2023. Shortlisted in the Open Novella Contest 2023. Featured on Wattpad profiles: @Lgbtq @FreeTheLgbt @Romance 🏆🏆🏆 #2 lgbt #2 lgbtq 📆 10/5/23 #4 gay 21/5/23 #4 bxb 14/5/23 #5 boyxboy 13/5/23 #1 gayromance 5/5/23 #1 gayshipsareyayships 14/5/23 Written for ONC2023 using prompt 39: On a blind date with a complete mismatch, you're increasingly uncomfortable but too polite to leave. Then an attractive stranger comes over and gives you an out.

Mature Content || 21+ Varo sudah berhenti memikirkan pernikahan saat usianya memasuki kepala 4, karena ia selalu merasa cintanya sudah habis oleh perempuan dari masa lalunya. Sampai seorang gadis tengil mengubah segalanya. Mengajarkan kepada Varo bagaimana rasanya saling menginginkan, dengan dicintai dan juga mencintai. ***