"do you agree to all the terms and conditions, In which you will fulfill any sexual and or emotional desire I express...?" " yes I agree." ©- Pegarmedolan

When Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are introduced as Hogwarts' newest teachers and heads of Gryffindor, the wizards never could've guessed how strange they really were. - - - Most impressive rankings: • #1 in percabeth of 12.5k stories (21/12/2020) • #4 in percyjackson of 39.1k stories (21/12/2020) • #10 in crossover of 33k stories (1/11/2020)

a/n I was really inspired by @bluefood3 story 'A Royal Family At Hogwarts'. Part 1 of 'You should see me in a crown' series. The Wizarding Society and the Gods have always been interconnected, the wizards just never knew it... So imagine Hogwarts shock when they're told that they'd be hosting Royalty from the Wizards in America. Well, one thing is for sure, this will be a year like never before.

Every chapter I post there will be a song I like sometimes it doesn't go with the chapter Sorry for typos Y/N-your name Your last name is Lupin Your parent is Remus (yes he is a single dad) Modern AU You are friends with the Weasley Twins and Luna You are a Ravenclaw Pansy and you don't start out dating You are a seeker for the Ravenclaw Qudditch team and you are better than Harry Potter Takes place in 6th year, and Moldy Voldy is dead for good There is still a Yule Ball every year though fluff T.W SMOKING DRINKING SMUT EATING DISORDER You can skateboard and you smoke cigarettes I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, PLOT OR SETTING THAT ALL BELONGS TO J.K ROWLING, HOWEVER I DO OWN Y/N

This is a FREE story with PAID bonus chapters. Lizzie and Parker couldn't be more opposite, except for their inability to sustain romantic relationships. They can't stand each other - but when they take on the challenge to date for thirty days to fix their horrible dating habits, the line between fake and real starts to blur... ***** Lizzie's relationships have never lasted a week. Parker's have never lasted more than two. But being dating disasters might be the only thing they have in common. Tired of their constant fighting, a mutual friend challenges them to date each other for thirty days. What they didn't expect was for the trial period to be so sweet. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover designed by Adam Budny

"What are you still doing awake?" Luke asks, nose still scrunched up, but eyes finally open halfway. He looks soft and rumpled, like a kitten or something. "You're not smoking, are you?" "'Course not," Michael drops the cigarette from the window subtly and smiles.

Nicola has just transferred to Xavier Academy, an elite boarding school. She has begrudgingly left her familiar life in North Carolina for a prep school filled with snobby rich kids. Will they embrace or reject her? Who knows? Maybe she'll even meet someone special?

"Then fuck me like you hate me," he rasps. His voice deepening and becoming more husky and alpha like. "What's wrong love?" He uses a hand to lift my chin so I'm staring at him. Our eyes lock. "Show me how much you hate me. Fuck me like you hate me and kiss me like you miss me." ❤︎ Weed, Drugs, Liquor, Illegal Activities; anything that can get you fucked up on a Friday night. Well, any night for that matter. Maybe a mix of all four. Prystyne Terrance forced to a boarding school for her disobedience. Known as a debacle to her family. Unable to keep up with the perfect grades, healthy lifestyle and adequate choices. Heath Kade a close family friend to the Terrance's. The Kade's have already sent him to the boarding school years ago. What happens when not so goody-two shoes Prystyne is sent there. She was the perfect child. He was never. She was never fond of him. He wasn't either. Family wants to keep them apart. Bad influences for each other. You know what they say, never mix brown and white liquor unless you 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 to get fucked up Prystyne Terrance is the good girl gone bad. Heath Kade on the other hand, was always bad. ••• Swearing, drugs, alcohol and mature/sexual themes HIGHEST RANKINGS #1 in Mental Health #1 in Drunk #1 in Pretty #1 in Intoxicated #1 Rich Kids #1 in BadboyBadgirl #2 in Badgirl #2 in Badlove #3 in Teen #3 in Boarding School #4 in Pretty #5 in High School #6 in Teen Romance #7 in Hot Boys #7 in Secrets #8 in Hot #9 in Forbidden

Never Kiss Your Roommate is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Falling in love with your roommate is never a good idea, but when Evelyn has to share a room with the mysterious and alluring Noelle, tension soon turns into a dangerous attraction. ***** Evelyn's new roommate doesn't exactly project a warm, welcoming vibe. Noelle is intimidating but impossible to resist. The electric tension between her and Noelle soon pushes Evelyn to do something she can't come back from - kissing her roommate. Everyone at Seven Hills, the most exclusive boarding school, knows that Unwritten Rule No. 1 is to never kiss your roommate. And it's not the only rule Evelyn is going to break with Noelle. Their recklessness fuels an anonymous gossip blog and revives a dangerous past - but maybe with the help of their misfit friends, love can beat all odds. Content and/or trigger warning: This story contains scenes of sexual activity, violence and homophobia, and mentions rape and sexual coercion, which may be triggering for some readers.

so there's gonna be a bunch of crazy ass shit in this. enter at your own risk ;) this is SATIRE pls HAHAHA