An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts. Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.

"HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BABE!" A gigantic bouquet of red roses is shoved into Jimin's face. "Uhm, Taehyung is still getting dressed.." Jungkook abruptly pulls back the bouquet, realizing that he just ambushed the wrong person. "Jimin-hyung, I'm so sorry. I heard a voice and thought it was-" "It's alright, Tae and I do have the same voice after all." Despite being twins Jimin and Taehyung look nothing like each other. Yet strangely their voices are indentical. PS: ‼️This story is NOT MINE i found this story last year and the author deleted this on ao3 but you can read it using google drive. I decided to put this story on wattpad since it's too good to not read it. ©️atlantis_princess You can read it here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1SA8KOPbb-Pn-JslWuV1rxaiXektomEiE/view

THIS IS NOT MY STORY. But yea Harry goes back in time.

Deadly assassins Allegra and Ace have been trying in vain to kill each other for years. With a mutual enemy threatening their mafias, they find themselves in an unexpected alliance, and soon discover killing each other isn't the only temptation they need to resist... ****** Allegra Grey is poised to be the next great American mafia leader, and she's more than living up to the name. A skilled assassin, there's only one target who's ever gotten away from her-suave, sinfully handsome Ace De Luca, heir to the Italian mafia and the Greys' biggest rival. When both mafias are faced with a dangerous threat, they're forced to work together to protect their families, and unexpected sparks fly. Allegra definitely isn't one to sleep with the enemy, especially an arrogant womanizer like Ace. But there's an undeniable electricity between them and Allegra's not sure it's all hatred. Ace may be bad news, but Allegra's never been afraid of a little danger. As the fire they're playing with grows to a scorching blaze, one thing is clear: trying to kill each other may have been difficult, but resisting this intense chemistry will be impossible. [[Word count: 100,000 - 150,000]] Cover designed by Regina Dionela Content/trigger warning: Contains mature themes, violence and gore

The story of our love is almost like a lovely spring melody dancing around the keys of white and black. Except more beautiful. [yoonmin] highest rank: #101 on 10 February 2018 JUNE 2017 NO TRANSLATIONS ALLOWED

"Spread your legs for a lollipop." #5 in FANFICTION✓ © sujinniie 2019-2020 ✓

"I wanna teach you how to show your colors." || In which Park Jimin is a cold-hearted, closeted homosexual who bullies the openly gay Min Yoongi as a way of masking his jealousy and insecurities. One small slip-up leads to a thousand more, one of which Jimin never could have seen coming. Falling in love.

When the odds do not favour the love of two women the entire world leads to their separation. After eleven years the world decides to unite their children instead. Through hatred and love, through pain and untimate sacrifice, will the odds be again by their side? This book will contain: -explicit content [violence, explicit language, sexual content, abuse e.t.c.] -fluff -angst -smut Chapters with triggering content will include a warning in the beginning of the chapter. If readers do not feel comfortable with smut they can skip the chapter since it doesn't play a major part in the story's evolution. ENJOY! I love reading your comments and your feedbacks so please show this story a little love I LOVE YOU ALL ENJOY♡♡ 1 in Jikook 118 in kpop 1 in inseparable 94 in Suga 147 in Jimin 223 in Jungkook 168 in Taehyung 154 in btsfanfic 77 in Taegi Cover by my darling: @username95bts

Taehyung has been friends with Jimin as long as he can remember. But there's one thing he never told him about. Taehyung has tentacles. And well... Jimin is scared of tentacles. !Warnings! This story is fluffy... really really fluffy but it contains smut and that's tentacle smut so yeah... pretty intense and kinky too. Begun: 07/01/19 Ended: 09/20/19 🐙23K words story🐙

Park Jimin is the handsome, wealthy, popular guy in his high school. Some say that he's arrogant because of the amount praise he receives daily. Jeon Jungkook is the average teenager that attends the same school as Jimin. However, he's one of the few people who couldn't care less about Jimin or his money. Due to a conflict between Jungkook's father and Jimin's father, Jungkook has to go live with Jimin. Jimin thinks that Jungkook is easy like the others and tries to charm him over. Jungkook on the other hand wants absolutely nothing to do with Jimin. Will Jimin be able to use his money and charms to actually convert Jungkook? Or will Jungkook stick by his morals and continue resent Jimin? [THE BOOK ISN'T EDITED SO EXCUSE MY MISTAKES. I will edit the book soon] [If you don't like the book please leave. Don't leave hateful/rude comments] Started- oct.2019 Ended-Mar.2020 Highest Ranking #1 jikook #1 namjin #1 minkook #1 yoonseok #6 jikookau #1 kookmin #2 kimnamjoon #47 parkjimin