Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

It all just happened at once. You were having a good day, living your everyday life. It was just a simple grocery trip with a simple friend. How much can that do? A lot. You ended up buying some bread to toast. And, the next day, you toasted the bread for breakfast. But... Once you toasted the bread... You just couldn't bring yourself to eat it - you had fallen in love with it, it was absolutely gorgeous! And so, this is the tale of a wondrous romance between you and the fabulous toast.

Caillou needs his fidget spinner but when his mom gets mad she takes it away and Caillou gets REALLY TRIGGERED.

In my opinion this shit is worse than the hat fic. Read at your own discretion bitches

This was supposed to be a joke

This is meme lemons of peppa pig the hoe

"sometimes it feels like you're the only one keeping me around" started: january 27, 2018 finished: n/a THIS IS BOYXBOY IF YOU DONT LIKE DONT READ!!!!!!!

"Shrek X Bread captures the heartfelt tale of forbidden love." - Wattpad street Journal "I could do better." - Steve "Perfectly written, relatable and touching. A better love story than Twilight." - That Stranger at Walmart

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?