Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Min Yoongi has wanted you for precisely three years. But during this time, you have been locked up behind bars and between walls of cement, holding secrets that he has been dying to know. Now that you are being released, your sentence ending unusually early for somebody of your status, the ultimately infamous Mafia boss finally has the chance to snatch you up. Though of course, your secrets come with a cost. And Yoongi is willing to go to all the plausible lengths to have them. [ Reader x Min Yoongi | All Members Included ] [ Mafia!AU ]

|| Featured FREE story with exclusive paid chapters - previously a paid story || When Haley discovers the truth behind Xavier, whose silence holds a deeper meaning, she sets her mind on making his life better one small step at a time. ***** Haley Rosamond is happy with her simple life, content under the wing of her father. Well-protected, she has no idea of the darkness surrounding Xavier Hunt, with his all-black attire and infrequent presence in school-accompanied by his bruises and scars. That is, until Haley catches a glimpse of Xavier's reality and is made to question everything she knows about family and life in general. The truth, she realizes, couldn't be more different from everything she has heard. Supported by her father, Haley sets her mind on helping Xavier any way she can, and what begins with tutoring sessions, free food, and random acts of kindness blooms into friendship and something a little more. But when Haley's admission into her dream college and another tragedy in Xavier's life threaten to undo everything she has worked for, Haley needs to decide if she'll stick by Xavier or simply be another person in his life that disappears. [[word count: 80,000-90,000 words]] Cover designed by Holly Thurston

**Only the bonus chapter is paid, the rest of the story is (and will stay) free!!** Libby Marks-Whelan is decidedly not a lady. Kicked out of nearly every finishing school in the country, she's shocked when her demure, straight-laced cousin Ella invites her to the royal court as attendant during her debutante season. What Ella fails to realize, however, is that Libby's brand of mischief is exactly the kind of distraction Prince Andrew is looking for during his inaugural season as an eligible bachelor. Cover designed by Adam Budny

A Classic tale that differs from the primary one when a particular girl moves to town. Will she save 'Little Red Riding Hood' or will she end up inside the wolf's stomach like the rest of them? Two individuals cross path within the profuse woods by accident was destined to change each other's fates. The only question is whether it is for the better or the worse? No one really knows unless you read to find out... _______________________________ - Contains strong language - Violent - We are white 😬 _______________________________ -@yoongz_yoongimint Started: 9/6/2021 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗦 : Discontinued Enjoy!

part three

I wish I never met you, because of you I'm letting you inside. I know you will destroy me and leave me broken, but I can't help but feel free when I'm with you. Let me know if you will hurt me, even if you will I'll enjoy the pain you bring me even if its just for a while. Kim Solbi has grew up watching her father live in lies with her mother. The late nights and sudden phone calls. Watching her mother cry late at night knowing what her father was doing with other women has led young Solbi to believe that all men are the same That love is not real. That all men cannot be trusted. Until Min Yoongi the wild youngster with a dark pass enters her life. Can he break down her walls or will he corrupt her?

"it's not gay if we call it a brojob!" (06/2016-10/2016)

A tale in which a thief with a double life grudgingly becomes a hero. ➳ Liana Mason has a life anyone would envy. Nobody suspects that the once orphaned girl grew up to be the city's notorious vigilante. She has been fine walking on the edge of morality for much of her life, but when an assassin arrives in her city she's forced to play a role she never imagined she'd choose: hero. A Robin Hood retelling. Trigger Warning: This contains themes that may be triggering for some readers (violence, sexual assault, etc). Cover designed by Ray Gardener

Highest ranking in horror-- #1 Lucy Belle was just an ordinary 7-year-old girl living in the 1950's. She had a loving family, good grades, and lots of friends. That is until she met the mysterious ghost, Susan. This story is a series of Lucy Belle's diary entries, explaining her life in a short and sweet way. Enjoy!