this is a hot sext story about how one mistake at work causes a saxy steaming outcome between a squid and a sponge.

Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.

President "Baberaham" Lincoln is a piece of meat and you want your hands on him. (JOKE FIC) Edit, Dec 2, 2022: I edited ableist language out of this fic after reading it for the first time since its publishing. Sorry for anybody who was hurt by the language used in this fic by myself.

BIG BUFF (PURPLE)worm on string x gender neutral reader made by me and a friend(@raindowgambler)

"...Good kitty," you stroked his furry black cat ears gently and Megamind began to purr...

Really spicy man ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ thank me later WAIT WHO READS THIS

Your a single 25 year old comic book artist, who's hosting a Christmas dinner party your parents want you to be like your sister, to meet someone, have kids and get married but your childhood crush on Megamind is messing up the whole family because he is a cartoon character, you wish he was real but what if he was...

You, (Y/n) (l/n), are a villain in disguise in Metro City. You are an 18 year old senior in high school and do nothing but make trouble. Your villain name is Spray Demon. Only your class knows your real name. All the other citizens of Metro City only know you by Spray Demon. You don't tell anyone your real name. From the first second you became evil, you swore never to reveal your name to the world again. What's your reason to become evil? That I will not answer it the chapter of the book is revealed. Your villain name is a symbol that you spray paint the city while skating around. You only support one person. And that person is. . .Megamind. He was your inspiration. You follow his footsteps. You both had a reason to be evil. But you don't know his ad he doesn't know yours. One day while you where out in the city, Megamind kidnaps you. You wake up tied to a chair and just stay calm. When you answer to Megamind's questions, he realizes that you aren't like everyone else. You don't scream, freak out, or cry for help. You are calm, cool, and sarcastic. Megamind asks you if you wish to join the team to become twice as evil as you are now. And you agreed. What happens when you develop feelings for Megamind? And he falls for Roxanne instead of you? Will you turn against him? Will every ounce of evil drain from your heart? What will happen? Read the story and find out.

Description: Y/n is new to the city of Metrocity. You want to make new friends and even get a boyfriend (;. Y/n meets a tall, handsome man. He has a raspy voice and better yet, he's single. It's go time (;

It's about the life of the Lorax