"Wow handjob, gotta give it to ya. Didn't think you had it in you to make a baby", Dabi said, chuckling. "She's not mine, you burnt piece of shit", Shigaraki retorted. ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ-----ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ-----ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ "Wow, Shigaraki taking care of a child? Now that's one hell of a sight to witness" ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ-----ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ-----ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟕/𝟏/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟕/𝟏𝟏/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎

"вιтcн, do ι looĸ lιĸe a вaвyѕιттer тo yoυ?!" "jυѕт тaĸe care oғ тнeм υnтιl ι ғιnd тнe cυre, pleaѕe", нe deмanded. "yoυ вeттer pay мe нoe!" ▁ ▂ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █ yeet █ ▇ ▆ ▅ ▄ ▂ ▁ warnings: •color language •slightly sad themes •fluff •crackhead moments •lowercase intended •dark mode recommended!! ▁ ▂ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █ yeet █ ▇ ▆ ▅ ▄ ▂ ▁ 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟔/𝟏𝟖/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟕/𝟏𝟒/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎

WARNING ⚠️ THIS HAS LATE 2020 humor and 2021 humor It was a normal boring day in the bro group chat so Tanaka decided to add his best friend that nobody knew about This is haikyuu x reader chatfic, Y/n will be using she/they pronouns Needs editing!!

» 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐀𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍 « » 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐏, 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐊 « » 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐓? « (𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐯 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬, 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐲)

── in unspoken words. female reader. fluff. angst.