"Are you the devil?" "If you aren't a monster, then what are you? What can possibly be worse?" "A mad man." A Dan Howell fanfic. Warning Triggers: explicit language, sexual content, mental institutions, mental illnesses, drug use, gore. Mature content, some might find offensive. - Enjoy. ~ (Amazing cover by cliquot on Wattpad!)

Because Jared Is A Handsome Man I Thought I Should Write A Book. 💕

Ivy is the new face in Gotham City. After she is kidnapped by The Clown Prince Of Crime, she learns about his past with Harley, and himself. A love story that is as dysfunctional as Mr J's fantasies, will they fall deeply in love? Or deeply in trouble? ~~~ THIS IS NOT A HARLEY AND JOKER FANFICTION. •Characters like Joker, Harley & Frost do not belong to me. The only character I own is Ivy (not associated with Poison Ivy). All sexual content and use of swearing is for creative means.