UNEDITED "𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒑𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔." 18-year-old Adaline Martinez gets a summer job babysitting for the richest families in Miami Florida, The Hernandez's. What happens when Adaline gets caught up in Hernandez's rocky marriage and starts an affair with Lorenzo Hernandez. This is the only platform my book is posted on. Ranks~ #1 in desire #7 in drama

*Wattys 2018 Winner / Hidden Gems* CREATE YOUR OWN MR. RIGHT Weeks before Valentine's, seventeen-year-old Kate Lapuz goes through her first ever breakup, but soon she stumbles upon a mysterious new app called My Dream Boyfriend, an AI chatbot that has the ability to understand human feelings. Casually, she participates in the app's trial run but finds herself immersed in the empathic conversations with her customizable virtual boyfriend, Ecto. In a society both connected and alienated by technology, Kate suspects an actual secret admirer is behind Ecto. Could it be the work of the techie student council president Dion or has Kate really found her soulmate in bits of computer code? She decides to get to the bottom of the cutting-edge app. Her search for Ecto's real identity leads Kate to prom, where absolute knowledge comes with a very steep price.

Mia's In far more danger than she realises, she's constantly beaten and tormented by her father. She has no idea about the sinister plan her father has in store for her when she reaches her 21st birthday in a few months. Trapped by her fathers threats she has no choice but to obey him. But what happens when someone tricks her father during a business deal and takes her. Has she finally escaped her fathers plans? Lots of plot twists and drama! A new chapter added daily! As I look up I see mia walking quickly past the front of the car, I hear a familiar males voice scream her name. "MIA!!"..... "YOU FUCKING WHORE!!" He yells as he rushes towards her, as she turns around He slaps her hard across the face, then grabs her roughly and shoves her against a parked car in the dark parking lot. I grip the steering wheel tightly as my jaw clenches in anger. "What the fuck?" donny whispers next to me as we watch the scene unfold in front of us. "YOU!!! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE RUINED MY DEAL!!!" He roars at her then slams her hard against the car again "IF YOUR FUCKING WHORE OF A MOTHER HAD JUST GIVEN ME HER HALF OF THE COMPANY LIKE SHE WAS MEANT TO!!!!" He screams in her face. "BUT NO YOU HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING! DIDN'T YOU!!! YOU BITCH!! I'LL KILL YOU!!" He bellows and throws her to the ground, hard. "Boss she needs our help!" Alex says from the back seat, but before I can pry my eyes away from them and remove my death grip off the steering wheel to open my door I hear him scream at her again "FUCK OFF HOME!! NOWWW! BEFORE I KILL YOU!!" In the blink of an eye she gets up and takes off running. Running his hand through his hair and cursing he strides across the parking lot and back to the bar, we watch him as he disappears inside. "Do you think she's ok? It looked like he really hurt her boss" donnys says quietly, almost at a whisper towards the end. "Let's find out" I grit out as I start the car and peel off out the parking lot to find her, she couldn't have gone far.

Mia Collins just wanted to get through her senior year of high school with as minimal awkward situations as possible. However, that's kind of hard to do when you have a narcissistic arch-nemesis who's hell-bent on ruining your life. From the moment he laid eyes on her, he seemed to take an immediate dislike. After all, it only took a measly few hours of knowing her for him to kick a soccer ball right at her unsuspecting 11-year-old face. Though they did not know it then, this iconic moment would mark the beginning of what felt like a lifelong feud. Six years later and their mutual hatred for one another is still very much alive and kicking. She despised him, and he despised her and that's the way it always would be. But what happens when sparks fly, and stomachs flutter? Will someone break the eternal feud? One's thing for sure- Mia will definitely not be the one to break. ----------------------------------------- If you're looking for a hilarious, light-hearted teen-fiction book, with a whole load of embarrassing situations, this is the read for you. Follow Mia and Ethan on their journey from hate to love. ---------------------------------------- Warning: The second-hand embarrassment in this book can be incredibly severe at times. ---------------------------------------- THIS BOOK IS COPY-RIGHT PROTECTED! DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TAKE THIS WORK AND PUT IT ANYWHERE ELSE. ---------------------------------------- Highest ranks: #1 in Teen fiction-August 28, 2020 #1 in Enemies -August 31, 2020 #1 in Young adult- September 5, 2020 #2 in Humor - September 12, 2020

{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018} A girl moved to California two years ago. No one knows what she looks like. All they know is that she wears a hoodie. *~*~*~* "HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--" BANG FIZZ POP "...am I dead?" I'm suddenly grabbed by the back of my hoodie and pulled up from the ground and out of the mess of the opened bottles of fizzy which had exploded when the trolley and I crashed into them. My hands instantly go to my hood and I sigh in relief to find that it hadn't fallen off through all of that. I turn my head and look the the employee who's holding me, his face completely red and the vein in his neck throbbing. "Wassup, dude?" I smile sheepishly. *~* {HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in Funny #1 in Sad And #1 in Cancer apparently }

"I want you to be my fake girlfriend," I'm sorry, his what? ----- Sapphire Kingston is just your ordinary girl. She has loving friends, exceptional grades, a love for art, a terrible family, a horrid ex-boyfriend and has a interesting past that caused her to give up on love. Liam Harding is the most popular guy in school. He got everything: good grades, he's quarterback of the football team, a loving family, major popularity, he's a sure fire shot at prom king and he got the perfect girlfriend, or so he thought. Liam is left absolutely heartbroken as Tara Hooker, his long term girlfriend, cheats on him. He wants revenge and Sapphire is the perfect person to help him get it. Could their fake relationship turn into real feelings? *this book is published on Amazon under It All Started with a Deal by Rachelle Díaz Valle This book is a sample of the completed work available for sale.

Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!

"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. "Leave me alone." I hiss through gritted teeth before storming out of the kitchen, leaving behind my sandwich. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ A 16 year old girl named Courtney is not your average teenager. She buys her clothes from the men's section and only has two friends. But not for long. Her mother gets proposed by a wealthy man and she is forced to live with the school's biggest player. Unfortunately for her, he doesn't know how to mind his own business...unless he's with a girl. 1 girl, 1 boy, 1 marriage, 1 confusing relationship. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ ©2015, Kim Herz

m: ❝ 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐯𝐮𝐥𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞.❞ you: - 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘦, 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘰 m: ❝ 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮.❞ ❥ ❥ ❥ • 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 ! • 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜: 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘹, 𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘦, 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘨/𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘭 𝘶𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦 • 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯: 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒐𝒓 • 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵: [ 𝚢𝚝: 𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚒𝚘 (𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚜) 𝚝𝚒𝚔𝚝𝚘𝚔: @𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚜 𝚒𝚐: @𝚟𝚞𝚕𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎_𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚎 ]

❝ Always and forever sounds good, doesn't it? ❞ ❝ Always and forever sounds like a lifetime of you and me together. And it sounds perfect. ❞ - this story contains 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 s3x scenes, explicit content. - A Draco Malfoy fanfiction. All the characters are above the age of 18. This story contains detailed explicit content, the use of drugs and alcohol, strong language, emotional trauma and violent actions. I do not own any characters except for Belle Clair and Noah Jakobs. Credits goes to J.K Rowling. *in need of heavy editing!* Highest rankings - #1 in Draco Malfoy #1 in Dracofic #1 in pleasure #1 in explicit language #1 in slytherin #368 in arranged marriage