Ever wanted to see Sirius Black and Remus Lupin try to raise a baby girl? Ever wanted to picture Mad-eye Moody at a tea party? Ever wanted to see Sirius Black attempt to raise a child, only to have the child raise him instead? Did you want someone to scream at Dumbledore in Goblet of Fire, spit in Bellatrix's face, take advantage of Rita Skeeter's lies, and has some epic parkour skills? If so, you've come to the right place. This is the story of Lauren A. Black, a girl who was raised by the order of the phoenix, specifically Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. Her mother died mysteriously and her father's identity is a closely guarded secret. Her last name was changed to hide who she really is. It's like she was raised by wolves! This girl's got a poisonous knife and a sailor's mouth- and she's not afraid to use them. Lauren is like a sister to the Weasleys', Harry Potter, and Hermione Granger. This is how she grew up and how she fits into the Harry Potter story. All Rights To J.K. Rowling for the Harry Potter series and it's characters, the only characters I own are Lauren, Anna, Marian, Sirius Remus, Anna Molly, Ruby, Clarice, Frank, and Newt.

Harry stared down at his bleeding hand, the words "I must not tell lies" dripping down his skin in blood-red liquid. And snapped. Harry Potter decides he's had enough of the wizarding world throwing him crap. he's going to throw it right back.

On Hannah's 16th birthday, she gets the surprise of her life when she finds out she is betrothed to none other than the Boy-Who-Lived. DISCLAIMER: J.K. Rowling owns Harry Potter. Since I am American and a guy, I'm obviously not her, and thus don't have any claims to the rights to the Boy-Who-Lived. By: the dork knight