*LORE HAS CHANGED A LOT! WILL GIVE YALL UPDATES IN FUTURE CHAPTERS* Summary: Espresso, the coffee mage, hated Madeleine, the knight commander, with every bit of his soul. To him, he was a self-centered, narcissistic moron who only cared about his fame. He was insufferable. The mage prayed he would never have to deal with Madeleine for as long as he lived. Although, fate works in strange ways. When he and Madeleine were transported to the Tropical Soda Islands on a mission to eliminate any threats to the locals, they were forced to work together. Espresso's nightmares come true. But as time went on, he discovered that the knight commander wasn't as bad as he seeme - - - - - Notices: • Expect updates at least once a week, it may take 2 weeks depending on how busy I am. • This is my AU. As of July 2024, most things stated in the beginning of the book are outdated. Look in future chapters for updated lore. • All characters are human, not in cookie form • Latte and Espresso are siblings. Latte is 8 years older (29 years) and Espresso is 21. Madeleine is the same age as Espresso. • This is a slowburn • There are chapters that can contain triggering content, i will put a tw for those • Things may not always be in character • No smut. Things may be implied but I won't write it. I'll write lime stuff, but not lemon. - - - - - rankings: #54 in cookie run kingdom #3 in espressoxmadeleine #15 in espresso cookie - - - - - credits: • all characters belong to devsisters • cover art is not mine, it belongs to: https://goldendeiity.tumblr.com/

"Perfection goes a long way, yet you? You don't make the cut my dear," It began with a slight accident regarding Silverspoon getting a huge crack on his head, what seemed like a minor inconvenience spawned and dragged into a huge problem. Soon there's a brutal canibalistic killer on the loose in the hotel. Content warnings// Gore, major death, suicidal intentions/mentions, suicide in general, canibalism, self-harm, self-harm mentions, very obsessive love(?), eating disorders // Created 5/15/2022 and Finished 7/7/2023 !!

[II AU; Humanized] By all records, twelve-and-a-half year old Suitcase Slams is a fairly average girl. She's just started seventh grade, she likes hanging out with her new best friend Balloon (even if her dad's boyfriend doesn't like him all that much), and she likes to go to the arcade to see Fan, a high schooler who's always been like a second older brother to her. But after sneaking out to the local park after dark one night to see Balloon, the two of them plus Fan witness something that leads them to discover that nothing in their hometown may not be what it seems. And as their newly formed secret club starts to unravel the secrets of the town, Suitcase finds that many of her thoughts can't be eternally encased betwixt the pages of her journal. [EDIT: (5/20/22) holy shit #1 in ii??? i genuinely can't believe this, thank y'all so much!!! love you guys] [EDIT: (6/11/22) #1 IN INANIMATE INSANITY??? THANK YOU ALL I NEVER KNEW YOU'D ALL LOVE THIS SO MUCH] [Note: this story is rated mature for content that includes but is not limited to violence, gore, blood, and other things readers might find uncomfy. They're not the main focus though, I promise! All warnings are listed before each chapter.] Cover art by @duck_art_stuff (insta!)

Recently after the events of Inanimate Insanity, everyone has been living their best life at Hotel OJ. Though recently things have been changing up for Fan and Test Tube. The two recently caught feelings for each other and are struggling to figure out how to express them. (I do not own these characters all rights go to AnimationEpic)

Ahhhh I'm just plain terrible at fitting my book covers in the right angle- This is a fanbrush + testbulb fanfic.. it starts off with fan being gay-he dates trophy-but oh no Trophy cheats. Paintbrush helps him through a rough time while lightbulb and test tube are being lesbians and shipping their two fiends together-hope you enjoy!!!

Since Paintbrush had been feeling stressed lately, they went to Testtube for help. She gave them some pills, but those made them start to feel odd. Like they wanted to... kill. Aka Paintbrush goes on a murder spree. This is a human au. There will be ships in this. TW for murder, death, blood (and drawings of it), gore, depression, swearing, graverobbing, suicidal thoughts, kidnapping, suicide, physical fights, guns, poison, arson, explosions, and torture.

Paige is a normal teenager with nothing up his sleeve. What would happen if something were to rock his world all of a sudden? Something like... a secret crush perhaps?

Welcome to the life of a teenager - she's loud, rambunctious, and most likely failing her classes. Microphone has always wanted to play in a band, on a stage where billions could watch her perform, as she gives out autographs to the crowd - but that's all just a dream, one that'll probably make it on the "discarded" list. She doesn't enjoy school, because they don't teach what she wants to learn. Is there a point in her attending if the teachers are assholes, and the students constantly pick on her for being herself? Stupid, it is. Follow the life of various highschoolers - such as Fan and Lightbulb, who wish to make a successful blog together, but it all backfires when the gossip they've been spreading all crashes down on them, and now suddenly, everyone in the school is giving them dirty looks, and not even their friends want to talk to them. Maybe you want to get to know Knife, and his journey on tackling his problems outside of school, like getting into fights that weren't his, or being out later than he was meant to. Would you like to listen to Tissues story? You might want to understand how he feels being in the hospital for most of highschool year, being isolated from people who he wants to call friends, but can't. They don't know him - due to how absent he is, everyone has basically forgotten that he goes here, and gets brushed off like a speck of dust on the kitchen counter. You'd feel like a burden. Highschool is different for everyone. Come along, and listen to the perspectives of each character - take a look inside their minds, and see what they go through. You might just discover things that nobody else knows - or not. It's up to you to continue along. TW: VIOLENCE VULGAR LANGUAGE VOMIT SUICIDAL REFERENCES/MENTIONS GORE (occasional..) MENTIONS/REFERENCES OF SEXUAL ACTIVITIES REFERENCES/MENTIONS OF ALCOHOLIC USE highschool au, humanized - enjoy the fanfiction!

[PERSPECTIVE] [BIAS BECOMES CONCEPT] [ - There is a point. A tipping point. One that occurs when adrenaline levels reach the point of overflow. You can only be so scared. You can only be so injured. At what point does that occur? At what point can a person be so terrified they no longer feel fear? How does it change them? At what point does a person no longer feel pain? What is the limit? How much can a person take?] [- Sanity, Fear, Pain, Emotion...] [- At what point is it a concept?] [- And another reality?] [- That is what I intend to find.]

A story about OJ thinking that Evil Paper has come back.. and obsessing over it. TW/CW: GORE DELUSIONS HALLUCINATIONS IMPULSIVE THOUGHTS ACTING ON IMPULSIVE THOUGHTS MURDER MENTIONS OF SUICIDE SUICIDE Ships: PJ [Pickle x OJ] Papercut [Paper x Knife] Platonic Knickle [Knife x Pickle]