Master and kitten were good partners, until one thing changes it all. The kitten sharting... Will she shart? Will she live? What about the master?? New York times official- we love this book, the creator is so sexy. Creator- omg thanks sussy 😏 Most impressive ranking- 43 #booty out of 1000+

Fictional character x reader oneshots (All involve poop)

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

TW Strong language Shrek, a victim of depression and currently suffering an all time low under his wife. Donkey, miserable without his children or late wife. There are no happily ever afters. At least not without a hint of spice.

"ain't nothing like a good ol nut." this guide will show you how to bust nuts, the right way

seggsy

Follow y/n through her journey through high school. What happens when she meets the new bad boy in school? Will she ever find love?

Being the girlfriend of a loud, obnoxious, Youtuber his harder then it seems. Sometimes, you just need to.... calm him down.~

just fucking read it