One day Sasuke saw Orochimaru was missing and called him on his iCarly phone and Orochimaru said he was getting a surprise. What will the surprise be? Find out next time on Lizard Oval X. guys this is completely satire 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻don't cancel me

Its about the young Tsukiko, whose mother forbid her to use the name she was given at birth. Therefore she goes by Kiko Maris. Kiko is the girl who lived the tough life, she experienced hardship and hatred all through her life. But not anymore! Now she is in the Narutoworld! Ready to learn, ready to love and ready to kick some butt.

Naruto was known throughout his village for a couple things. Besides the hatred and disgust that seemed to follow him everywhere, Naruto was known for his pranks and his volume. This resulted in him getting yelled at. A lot. It wasn't as if they helped him either, whenever he asked someone to repeat themselves they just got angry and yelled at him. Then the same Adults who would yell at him for being too loud would look at kids who were older than him and even louder and they only ever shook their heads fondly saying something like "Kids..." in a nostalgic tone. It wasn't entirely his fault he was loud, though. It was just that everyone else was so quiet. Besides, how was he supposed to hear himself if he was as quiet as the rest of them? How was he supposed to hear them if they never spoke louder? WARNING: This will eventually contain slash! Don't like, don't read!

Naruto, mistreated despite all he's done for his village, is interrupted when he attempts to leave his wretched life. Everyone finally sees the pain behind the face of the hyperactive goofball, and Naruto must choose between the village that never accepted him and his own life. I don't own Naruto. May be cursing.

READ "IN SPITE OF IT ALL" BOOK ONE FIRST. It's been several years since Naruto's disappearance. Everyone gave up on looking for him. But when a suspiciously familiar chakra flare appears off the border of Fire Country, they all are reminded of the boy who left. This one surge of chakra not only attracts the attention of those who believed they would never see him again, but also those who wish to make it their own. They never thought they'd see him again. But perhaps, some things are better off lost. I don't own Naruto, or the art in this story. Most certainly will be cursing.

The Fourth Hokage's body was never found, but they never suspected that was because he hadn't died. Minato Namikaze wakes up six years after the devastating Kyuubi attack, alone in an overgrown clearing with not a scratch on him. Disoriented and confused, he does exactly what any father would do in this situation. He fights through the pain, gets up, and goes to find his son. He trudges through the pounding in his head and forces himself to move-- to go and find him, because that masked man was still out there, and Minato is willing to do anything to protect his little ball of sunshine. Needless to say, the blonde kage wasn't expecting so much time to have passed. Nor is he very impressed with the way the village has been treating his son all these years.

Sequel to Sasuke Uchiha. Join Izuna and Tobirama on their adventures across time and space as they destroy plot lines, accidentally save worlds, and adopt characters from various fandoms! (A series depicting everything Izuna and Tobirama did after saving the world.) Note: I'll be using a combination of both mine and @the_bard_of_asteria's version of Izuna Uchiha.

Out of all the people to be reborn as, why Izuna Uchiha? I was just a normal girl! Well, as far as an otaku can be normal. But now I've been reborn as a female Izuna. Welp, I'm fated to die, cause someone to go crazy, and have Duckbutt hair. I'm screwed, but I'm not going down without a fight! I'm determined to fix the past, save Madara's soul, befriend Tobirama (my killer) and annoy the heck out of as many people as possible!

Sequel to Izuna Uchiha, (girl gets reborn as Izuna Uchiha). Izuna was fine with dying, she had already had the opportunity to live a second time before. She was fortunate to find love in her previous life even though it was plagued with war. She really did love Tobirama. Sure she may not have been able to stop Kaguya from corrupting someone but thank goodness it wasn't Madara this time. She was reborn...again. And as an Uchiha! (Again) Uchiha Clan wiped out by her new brother for the same canon reason. Not powered by revenge how does she deal with everything as a female Sasuke Uchiha? How troublesome...at least she isn't alone. The ghost of her old lover will keep her company. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• "Thank you Tobirama..." She said. "Anytime." He stoically replied.

Minato and Kushina are alive with 3 children; Menma, Mito and Naruto. The 3rd Hokage sealed the Nine Tail Fox in Naruto, and Kami sealed the 3rd Hokage in Naruto too. 4 years later, Naruto is beaten up by the villagers, neglected by his parents and bullied by his siblings. That all changes when the 3 Sannin takes Naruto out of the village. What happens? Will he return? Will he forgive the village?