Dan Howell and Phil Lester share a passion for soccer. When they make it onto their school's team, they are determined to impress the coaches and their teammates. The two boys are too caught up in competition to realize that they are more alike than it seems, instead drinking while underage and bringing home bad report cards. But then one night they find each other at a party, and suddenly their relationship is moving faster than a ball flying towards the goal.

The one where Michael's an art teacher that really could not care less about his job, Calum's a gym and health teacher that never seems to be actually teaching, Luke's a math teacher that encourages his students through candy, and Ashton's a science teacher that takes everything (including his shiny shoes) way too seriously.

In which Dan's an arsonist and Louise thinks he needs more friends.

When sixteen-year-old, Anastasia 'Annie' Evans, finds out that her mother's newly-engagement comes with having a stepbrother, she starts to develop a certain attachment to him; not knowing that she's about to embark on a euphoric adventure full of lust, lies, and secrets. [highest ranking : #1 in Fanfiction]

"Let's show them that we can be the same as any heterosexual couple." He grinned. "But how?" "Get a piece of paper and a pen." He paused, flashing his perfect white teeth. "Lets be Cliché." cover by quantum-fags

In which the star football player dates the cross dressing nerd. 2015 all rights reserved © -ymas-

catfish : someone who pretends to be someone they're not on the internet • all images/gifs are from tumblr, they are NOT mine unless i say so!!!! • you can check out some translations in my "catfish translations" reading list :-) • (highest rank: #1 in fanfiction) (@emcartwright took the picture I used as the cover so creds to her!) ❤️

"Wait, pause. Louis Tomlinson just liked my selfie. What a creep."

[You can now purchase 100 Voicemails' paperback on Amazon!] After a car accident, seventeen year old Steve Carlton, goes into a coma. When he does wake up after a few months, he suffers from temporary memory loss. During this time, he starts to go through his messages and voicemails on his cellphone, trying to get a clue of who he used to be. Voicemails sent to him from a girl called Ari might have the answers to his questions. A story told through voicemails.