❝what was your first clue?❞ * Copyright © 2017 -#1 under the tag 'dialogue' 22/11/18

❝hi this is Panda Express, how may I help you?❞ ❝can i have one order of general tso's chicken? hold the chicken, double the vegetables.❞ ❝how in the world is that general tso's chicken?❞ ☂ lowercase intended. story inspired by many others. ☂ -- just a pinch of love #1 -- #339 in humor 1/2/15

"Hello, this is Alex speaking." "Whoops, wrong number, sorry." "Nah it's okay I'm bored. Please don't leave!" "Okay?" It all started like that. Alexandrine Reeds had always been the 'nerdy' girl who sat in the back of the classroom and got straight A's. She didn't have that many friends, but she certainly wanted friends. Drake Fin had always been the 'cool kid'. All the girls liked him and all the guys were friends with him. What happens when these two accidentally talk on the phone and a friendship begins to blossom?

❝They weren't supposed to end up dead.❞ ❝Well, did you have any control over what happened?❞

"This is McDonald's. How may I hel-" "Ok. I have escaped the police but they are following me. I need the directions to the safe house now." "Oh um I don't think you should've ran from the police because you have the wrong number this is McDonald's in case you didn't hear me before..." "I'm gonna die. I need the directions!!!!" "IM NOT YOUR HELPER OR WHOEVER IS HELPING YOU! YOU CALLED MCDONALDS!" "*snickers*" "Why the hell are you laughing?? Aren't you being chased by the police??" "Noo*gasp for air*it's a prank*laughs hysterically*" "Goodbye idiot." ~COMPLETED- 8.7.2017 :)