Y/n is a runaway trying to find a new life. She discovers the small town of Forks where she can lay low and wait for the police to give up their search. After settling down in the abandoned crack-shack behind Forks Highschool she decides to enroll as a new student. She finds it hard to fit in since she hasn't taken a shower in well over a month and literally smells like unwiped ass. Luckily, she discovers other misfits and begins to love her new life. That is until things get a little complicated and Y/n finds herself in an unpredictable situation. !AUTHORS NOTE! This is completely satire and made for cringe purposes. I do not own the rights to twilight or the smurfs. The title page picture plus many of the chapter pictures do not belong to me. Read at your own risk.

y/n and mickey mouse had been friends since childhood. for a long time, y/n has seen mickey as more than a friend, but he has a girlfriend: minnie mouse. y/n can't find it in herself to confess, but her feelings are too strong. will she prevail in the end, or fail miserably? (this is 100% not serious and also a joke) (i didn't want to post this but oh well peer pressure amiright) (I DON'T OWN MICKEY MOUSE OR WALT DISNEY OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS MENTIONED. ANY CONSPIRACIES MENTIONED DO NOT REFLECT MY PERSONAL BELIEFS AND I DON'T CONDONE ANYTHING WRITTEN IN THIS FANFICTION. PLEASE DON'T ATTACK ME DISNEY :( )

A Bigfoot enthusist, trained by a Cree Elder, takes to the forest and stumbles upon man's greatest mysetry and his life-long passion; the Bigfoot himself. Together, they learn more about each other... And maybe even about themselves. Read the tragic love story between man and myth. Featuring Hatsune Miku. (None of the photos belong to me, neither does Todd Standing, Hatsune Miku, Bigfoot, ect. ect) Making fun of an obviously fake "documentary" by a guy named Todd Standing https://youtu.be/d7SpzTeodx0 <-- documentary