Just a trashy makka pakka book i wrote for a joke with my friends

you wander through the woods only to find a sexy beast called makka pakka. he takes you into his cave of wonders.......

boris johnson meets the new cleaner and gets up to trouble in the houses of parliament.

The love, the betrayal and the mystery of everyone's favourite kids show-the night garden-the cringe is real. ********************************

Slightly disturbing but it's all 110% Ironic especially the Peterick but enjoy. This fan fic is rated pg