This is a book of some random one-shots from different movies, tv shows, fandoms, and whatever you or I want to write about. Deal with it.

Waylon Smithers had known Monty Burns for as long as he could remember. It was not until recently that he realized that he had developed feelings for his boss. But these feelings just couldn't be mirrored. It was impossible. One night, Waylon decides to drown his sorrows in the local bar, and meets Moe Szyslak, the bartender. The two create a friendship which quickly leads to something more. But did Smithers really love Moe? "Lock the doors and close the blinds, cause kid, "We're going for a ride." HEAVY TRIGGER WARNING: This book has several themes of depression, drinking, self-harm, suicide, and r*pe. I am not glorifying these subjects at all. A/N: I do not own the Simpsons, or any of the sources referenced in this book. This is merely a fanfiction.

The sudden and tragic death of Technoblade had left Wonder in a state of shock, grief, and depression. None of her friends were able to comfort her, since she had moved away to her new apartment, run by the friendly yet intimidating Sans. Even Glitch had lost contact with her, as they attempted to navigate their strange and complicated emotions towards JD. The only person that Wonder had was Ballora, whose presence in her apartment did more harm than good towards her. Tensions of many kinds flare between the two almost instantly, and Wonder is forced to confront her feelings for her enemy, and figure out if what she was feeling was really hate after all. Laws are decreed, tensions are risen, and many more brain cells are lost, in the fourth installment of this chaotic series that once again is, according to Bo Burnham, "better than pussy." Fourth time's the charm? If you haven't already, please read the first three books in the series so that you're up to date on the storyline so far. The Really Good Book: https://www.wattpad.com/story/286314816-the-really-good-book-that%27s-better-than-pussy The Really Good Sequel: https://www.wattpad.com/story/290511429-the-really-good-sequel-that%27s-better-than-pussy The Really Good Threequel: https://www.wattpad.com/story/295845337-the-really-good-threequel-that%27s-better-than-pussy TWs: Swearing, blood, and main character death. I only own Wonder, who is technically me. @glitchingstxrs- and @rarilee are in this story too, they asked to be in it. Comet is Glitch's OC, so I don't own her either. None of the other characters are mine. Fanart, headcanons, or any fan content pertaining to this series is strongly welcomed. For those who are interested in the series, join the Discord server for more randomness that is better than pussy. https://discord.gg/Yz87AMzV

Not long after the mysterious altercation between Wonder's friends and Monty's army, a man is elected mayor of The Big City; someone who an acquaintance of Wonder thought he'd never see again. After a strange and tragic backstory is revealed, the gang confronts the mayor, and realize that he may not be as law-abiding as they had once believed. Before they are able to expose him for who he really is, secrets are revealed, and a devastating plot comes to light, led by Monty and Quackity. As the gang attempts to foil these villains' plans, some old friends make a reappearance, including one who Wonder thought she'd never see again. Governments are corrupted, the deceased are reanimated, and even more braincells are lost, along with the life of someone Wonder holds dear, in the third installment of this great series that once again is, according to Bo Burnham, "better than pussy." Here we go again... If you haven't already, please read the first two books in the series so that you're up to date on the storyline so far. The Really Good Book: https://www.wattpad.com/story/286314816-the-really-good-book-that%27s-better-than-pussy The Really Good Sequel: https://www.wattpad.com/story/290511429-the-really-good-sequel-that%27s-better-than-pussy TWs: Swearing, blood, and main character death. I only own Wonder, who is technically me. @glitchingstxrs- and @rarilee are in this story too, they asked to be in it. Comet is Glitch's OC, so I don't own her either. None of the other characters are mine. Fanart, headcanons, or any fan content pertaining to this series is strongly welcomed. For those who are interested in the series, join the Discord server for more randomness that is better than pussy. https://discord.gg/Yz87AMzV

After the Battle of Las Nevadas, Wonder and Techno thought they were safe from all harm, but this was not the case. A mysterious man was revealed to have worked with Quackity, and he was far less lenient that the casino manager had been. After an assassination attempt, Wonder began to realize that she would have to gather her old friends in order to take down the mysterious man and destroy his evil 'project'. Destruction is caused, lives are lost, and brain cells are, again, dissolved into oblivion in this sequel that is, according to Bo Burnham, "better than pussy." Here it is, the long-awaited sequel! I guess this is a series now? If you haven't, please read the first book in the series before reading this one: https://www.wattpad.com/story/286314816-the-really-good-book-that%27s-better-than-pussy TWs: Swearing, blood, and character death. I only own Wonder, who is technically me. @glitchingstxrs- is in this story too, they asked to be in it. They've helped me out in writing this...novel. None of the other characters are mine. Fanart, headcanons, or any fan content pertaining to this series is strongly welcomed. For those who are interested in the series, join the Discord server for more randomness that is better than pussy. https://discord.gg/Yz87AMzV

When a suspicious man in a beanie steals the Fre Shavoca Do belonging to Wonder and Glitch, they vow to follow him to the ends of the earth to take back what is rightfully theirs. After teaming up with a sexy cashier, a square sponge, and a secretive man, they unwillingly fall into a path full of romance, tragedy, and adventure, as they journey to defeat this strange man and his army. Mysteries are unfolded, families are reunited, and brain cells are lost in this beautiful trainwreck that is, according to Bo Burnham, "better than pussy." I have no clue what I have created. TWs: Swearing, blood, and main character death. I only own Wonder, who is technically me. @glitchingstxrs is in this story too, they asked to be in it. Comet is Glitch's OC, so I don't own her either. They've helped me out a lot in writing this...novel. None of the other characters are mine. Fanart, headcanons, or any fan content pertaining to this book is strongly welcomed. For those who are interested in the series, join the Discord server for more randomness that is better than pussy. https://discord.gg/Yz87AMzV

" 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤, 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐘/𝐍, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡. " ═════════════════ After a long day of work, you check your phone in hopes that you would receive a text from your crush, Jesus Christ, but all you saw was a notification from the language app, Duolingo. You dismissed it as nothing important, blissfully unaware that you were being watched. Every move, every conversation, monitored by a certain viridescent bird who's had his eye on you for quite some time. ═════════════════ Yandere!Duolingo Bird x reader Y/N is gender neutral with they/them pronouns TWs: Obsessiveness, blood, swearing, threats, kidnapping, main character death