"No homo." His hot breath fanned my face as he pushed me against my locker. I blushed. Then, he kissed me and I didn't report him for sexual harassment because he's hot. Cover by @Lena-Presents

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

When 16 year Unique Name ™ found her hot and rich mate Damien under unpredictable circumstances, her story progresses like every other werewolf book on wattpad. *** This is a parody of wattpad werewolf clichés because, well, no one can stop me from writing it. Cover made by @FiftyShadesOfTimmy

just open the book ok you're probably going to laugh bc of at least one thing in this book this is filled with photos and things that i've wanted to show people (mostly yumna) on here but you can't send photos so i'm making this book for all my babies bc i'm nothing if not loyal to my fans. 💞 expect old cringe drawings, photos, writings, and more. ✨updates whenever people want me to✨