o lovely pussy o pussy my love what a lovely pussy you are

Y/n has a messy love life. It all started in 2nd grade with Jeremy- her crush/bff/cousin/twin, and chad- an idiot. Will Y/n fall for them both? With Tasha steal her man's? Or will y/n have to make the hardest decision of her very short life? Read to find out. If you re-post this without our permission we will find you and cut out your tongue 🙂 Bitch.

Everything was falling perfectly into place for (Y/N), the new fish in town. Bikini Bottom was the perfect place for her, especially when a certain squid was her neighbor. But nothing is as perfect as it seems.

Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.

** Disclaimer: I wrote this a little while back, but currently (6/13/20), everything is so fucking awful that I can't joke about this anymore ** A romance we'd all suspect. Donald J. Trump eats at Gordon Ramsay's restaurant, and what happens next is beautiful.

it was a cold late night in the studio. dr phil and steve Harvey were trapped with no source of warmth besides their naked bodies.

very hot indeed no i'm not a trumpet, but that debate had some serious sexual tension going on like 🥵

Down in the funky town of telly tubby land, your new home, you realise that the local residents are rather friendly....

Dora

this is my 1st story so plz do not judge my kinkyness like my 3 other tomato friends they told me not to write this story on our account but I didn't listen they told me to write it on my account but swallow/suck it p.s sorry for the grammar error✌