aois-hiomi
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TW!! offensive dark humour, mentions of self harm and mental illness (plural), drugs
You're a 20-year-old sociology major with a crippling fear of full-time jobs, a soft spot for ugly cats, and a rapidly growing OnlyFans account that funds your oat milk addiction. After your sugar daddy ghosts (again), you move into a suspiciously cheap downtown apartment-only to discover your new roommate is a reclusive hacker who smells like weed, trauma, and mild disdain for humanity.
Eren Jaeger, 26, spends his days writing code that could collapse governments and his nights chain-smoking in silence. He thinks you're a dumb bimbo with no sense of digital hygiene. You think he's a walking malware warning with commitment issues.
You're both kind of right.
Now stuck in the same two-bedroom emotional warzone, you navigate passive-aggressive Post-it notes, unresolved daddy issues, accidental intimacy, and the occasional existential spiral. It's not love.
(It's definitely love.)
| roommates-to-something-weird, fast burn AND unhinged, dumb/smart dynamic, trauma bonding but make it funny, emotional repression with benefits, Eren is stoned 98% of the time, OF x hacker enemies to roommates to lovers |
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