[ thoma x assassin!reader ] You're a skilled mercenary who takes odd jobs all around Inazuma to make ends meet. So when the shogunate hires you to assassinate the Lady of the Kamisato clan, you don't think much of it. That's until you grossly miscalculate how good of a guard dog her chief retainer actually is.

❝ CLEANING THE HOUSE IS NOT 'MALEWIFE BEHAVIOUR', IT'S CALLED BEING A RESPONSIBLE ADULT. ❞ ━━━ al-haitham's friends scribble his phone number in one of the stalls of the girls' washroom, and he ends up getting a message at 3 am. [ al-haitham x fem!reader ] [ college au ] [ chatfic/textfic ]