A collection of Schlattbur (JschlattxWilburSoot) oneshots, Mostly fluff, with the occasional angst. ❗️Disclaimer!❗️ I do not ship the content creators, nor is this supposed to be portrayed in such a way. These oneshots are a work of fiction, based on the characters they play.

Will Jebediah Schlatticus give in to his desires for Charlie, or will he choose his business over his best friend?

jschlatt and wilbur fuck 👍

For Schlatt, it's a normal day. Walking along the road, hurrying towards the awaiting limo. He wasn't watching where he was going.. "Ow.." "Ouch.. are you ok?" "Yeah, I- Oh My Gosh!" "What?" "Sch-sch- Schlatt?!"

"This jacket sure is warm and cozy, gosh-" He paused to kiss the top of Schlatt's head, "I might just melt-" A melodic kiss to the brow "Wow, I'm so warm-" An angelic peck to the shell of his ear, "-and comfortable right now." A kiss sullen against his lips, only for a moment, a ghost of what could really be, but they were too lost in their banter to feel the surge in their chests from each other's lips. Schlatt would hang his arms over Wilbur's shoulder's, clawing his hoodie from the back, now hiding his face in Wilbur's warmth, too cold to bother biting back, though only for a moment, as banter would ensue soon. As Schlatt could feel blood rush to his face once more, banter was quick on it's toes to be afoot them.

honestly this is just a little drabble enabled by twitter moots SO. come get yalls juice >:)

stupid drabbles written at incredibly late hours and rarely beta-read. rqs are open and welcome. i don't actually ship schlattbur don't send me death threats or whatever

ashes, ashes dust to dust the devil's after both of us what can you do when a world is in great danger? when the two forces working to stop it despise each other? when the two rulers of opposing kingdoms, wilbur and schlatt, are faced with a decision to ally with each other or fear each other, there's only one beanie-wearing bard willing to make sure the former comes true. lay my curses out to rest make a mercy out of me

I have been hyperfixated on Schlattbur for months. It is becoming a problem. ( No I don't ship them irl, I only enjoy the fanfic that is made out of the ship. Honestly, the fanfic I read with Wilbur and Schlatt included don't even act like them. What I'm trying to say is that Schlattbur shippers are so good at writing, it has made me ship their weird ship. /hj)

a schlattbur oneshots book because i love them :)) disclaimer!: i don't ship the cc irl, that's disgusting. if they see this or say they are uncomfortable with shipping, i will take this book down. i only ship their personas/online personalities. (first few chapters are pretty bad LMAO i wrote those a long time ago)