"Smoking is bad, you know." The placid voice speaks up from the distant dark corner, nothing to see but a tall silhouette and an orange glow of a cigarette cherry. "It's the least of my problems," I murmur with my own between my lips, proceeding to feel the stagnant debris valley my throat when I suck delicately. He exhales a chuckle of cynical amusement, his footsteps getting every step clearer to my eardrums until I eventually sense body heat burning my back. "And why is that?" He whispers over my shoulder, hands inviting themselves to grip the railing in front of me so I become a prisoner between his inked arms. I swallow. "Because you'll be the one to kill me first." // Aven Brooks is hired to take pictures for the world-renown punk rock band known today as Duplicity; hoping the experience gets her into her most elite-dreamed university. However, when her lenses accidentally capture more than just cheeky sound checks and performances, she comes to a horrifying discovery that Duplicity is anything but a band. Appalled and frightened, she's trapped. *HIGHEST RANKINGS* #1 IN HARRYSTYLES #1 IN ONEDIRECTION ALL RIGHTS RESERVED TO @happydays1d NOT ALLOWING TRANSLATIONS! CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE / DRUG ABUSE / SEXUAL CONTENT / DESCRIPTIVE VIOLENCE / MENTAL HEALTH READ AT OWN RISK!

the rewrite is better, trust me this is a wilbur x jschlatt fanfic, don't read if you don't like that I don't ship them in real life don't worry

requests open! this is just minecraft youtuber oneshots. if you don't like angst, or you're homophobic, then you can politely leave. otherwise, enjoy the oneshots!

•College AU• Jschlatt got a scholar ship to an elite school, but it's in England. He absolutely hates it there, the accents, the crowds, the people. That is until a certain boy shows up, attempting to befriend the cold and distant Jschlatt. Updates may not be regular! If any of the two are uncomfortable with this, this will be burnt into crisps immediately.

struggling to sleep, yet never wanting to wake up.

NSFW It was boring. Boring. That's the first thought you had about this whole situation. Fucking boring. What was the point of something like this? You weren't getting into heaven anyway. And he wouldn't be getting in either, if you could help it. - - - - All credits to 'horseparkour' on Ao3

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

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