Hoping for the best in your toxic relationship with the greedler you debate whether being with him is the best option

•The irresistible love triangle for all the Once-ler fandom• Read and let your mind get lost in a imaginary world• 🍋 Lemon 🍋

One day,Shrek is in a bar (Having a beer of course) Until... he meets a 6'0 slender figure with wondrous meaty legs, gothic hair and a sexy squishy face.Who is he?

This is just crackhead energy the fanfic. Have fun. Yes I am shipping the fandom traffic light.

bitches be like: Oh My GoD tHe OnCeLeR fAnDoM iS sTiLL hApPeNiNg?¿ I'm bitches

I HATE EVERYTHING AND IF YOURE FROM TWITTER I HATE YOU TOO BITCH /LH THIS IS SATIRE PLEASE DONT PUT ME IN A CRINGE COMP credit to @majesprick on twitter for the cover

you know ;) might get smutty eventually (warning) nvm it got smutty good luck (only mature because of one smut chapter: otherwise it should be relatively safe)