after 19 long years of singing and touring, Scooter Braun bought big machine records so after thinking for a long time, she decided to take up teaching and stripping on the side leaving the music industry behind. what happens in the making of her new career? will she find a love ?

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Its the 1800's you're a princess to be engaged to a wealthy king his looks and, personality aren't what you had dreamed.... one night you meet a kind fellow and things get a bit wild you may hear deep moans of "uh darling 😫" as you go along

You wake up to eat some breakfast, you don't expect to fall in love with the man in charge.. (read at your own risk fr fr)

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

it's a Muppets cult