Cullens go to Hogwarts and meet the HP gang! Pure randomness happens which includes Nessie with a gun and too big pockets, Emmet's cookies, Snape with a twitter addiction, Hermionie keeps dying, Ron with Mentos and Coke and much much more! Read if you want a good laugh!

Set right after Ron leaves Harry and Hermione in the Deathly hallows. What would happen if Harry and Hermione got together? Read and find out ;) --------------------------------------- None of the characters are mine they belong to JK rowling!

[FIRST INSTALMENT] Fred Weasley is known as the joker and one half of a twin. His dazzling good looks, gorgeous blue eyes which contrast perfectly with flaming red hair and his ability to do well enough in his exams without actually trying. He's near enough perfect, isn't he? Then there's Hermione Granger. The know-it-all girl who always has a book in her hands and can be found in the library most nights. She is the one who is in love with Ron Weasley. Well... she was in love with Ron. After the war, Fred is broken in half. His twin has just died, leaving Fred alone in the world. Fred didn't think he would ever have been able to live or even breathe without his twin but that was before he realised he just might have a shot with Hermione, the girl he had loved since her fourth year. Of course difficulties arise with every story and this story is no different. Hermione is taken by Ron but that doesn't stop Fred. Read this story for some betrayal, anger, loss, defiance and most of all, the one thing that binds every being with another... love.

Believing her to be dead, Hagrid left her in the house for the Muggles to handle, along with the corpses of James and Lily. Then the police officer found her and realized she was alive, unlike her parents. She was sent to live in an orphanage, which she ran away from after being blamed for something she couldn't have done. She lived on the streets for seven years before coming across the castle. Who is she? She is the twin of Potter, and this is her story. ~Takes place during Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban~

Percy gets a letter from Hogwarts asking him to attend the school for sixth year after his holidays.What happens when the two worlds crash? Takes place after the Giant War and Wizard war.

A bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter

I DO NOT OWN ALMOST ALL OF THIS STORY. IT IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Jinx is in her second year at Hogwarts. The Heir of Slytherin is attacking Muggleborns around the school and her friends think it's her brother! She must clear her families name, (Even though she hates them) stop whoever's doing this, and keep her grades up. She's in for an interesting year.

Most of the characters/places/llamas in this book belong to the AWEMAZIC author, JK Rowling and Warner Bros. I give them 99% of the credit for this. I just added another character and dubbed her awesome, and that's about it. I do not ever plan to make a profit off this story. Draco Malfoy has a twin sister named Jinx Alexandra Malfoy. She's random, brave, and as un-Malfoy-ish as you can be.

Alex Malfoy is my name. But I'm not much of a Malfoy really. I don't share their beliefs, the only person that I could confide in that is my diary, Tess. I am relieved to say that I was put in Slytherin, lucky really. I guess it had something to do with hiding my life from everyone... including my twin brother draco.

Luna Lovegood is repeating her 7th year after her father's death. Neville isn't there to comfort her, But Draco Malfoy is. What will happen?