Cullens go to Hogwarts and meet the HP gang! Pure randomness happens which includes Nessie with a gun and too big pockets, Emmet's cookies, Snape with a twitter addiction, Hermionie keeps dying, Ron with Mentos and Coke and much much more! Read if you want a good laugh!
Set right after Ron leaves Harry and Hermione in the Deathly hallows. What would happen if Harry and Hermione got together? Read and find out ;) --------------------------------------- None of the characters are mine they belong to JK rowling!
[FIRST INSTALMENT] Fred Weasley is known as the joker and one half of a twin. His dazzling good looks, gorgeous blue eyes which contrast perfectly with flaming red hair and his ability to do well enough in his exams without actually trying. He's near enough perfect, isn't he? Then there's Hermione Granger. The know...
Believing her to be dead, Hagrid left her in the house for the Muggles to handle, along with the corpses of James and Lily. Then the police officer found her and realized she was alive, unlike her parents. She was sent to live in an orphanage, which she ran away from after being blamed for something she couldn't have...
Percy gets a letter from Hogwarts asking him to attend the school for sixth year after his holidays.What happens when the two worlds crash? Takes place after the Giant War and Wizard war.
A bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter
I DO NOT OWN ALMOST ALL OF THIS STORY. IT IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Jinx is in her second year at Hogwarts. The Heir of Slytherin is attacking Muggleborns around the school and her friends think it's her brother! She must clear her families name, (Even though she hates them) stop whoever's doing this, and ke...
Most of the characters/places/llamas in this book belong to the AWEMAZIC author, JK Rowling and Warner Bros. I give them 99% of the credit for this. I just added another character and dubbed her awesome, and that's about it. I do not ever plan to make a profit off this story. Draco Malfoy has a twin sister named Jinx...
Alex Malfoy is my name. But I'm not much of a Malfoy really. I don't share their beliefs, the only person that I could confide in that is my diary, Tess. I am relieved to say that I was put in Slytherin, lucky really. I guess it had something to do with hiding my life from everyone... including my twin brother draco.
Luna Lovegood is repeating her 7th year after her father's death. Neville isn't there to comfort her, But Draco Malfoy is. What will happen?
INCOMPLETE Nymphadora Tonks. We've all heard of her name but do we really know her past? She's just the clumsy young girl who's a metamorphmagus and despises her first name. Not to mention, she thinks she was born in the wrong era. So, what happens when she makes her way back to the Marauders era and meets the Mara...
"In all honesty and truth, Draco praised the face Hermione owned." Hermione, while suffering the psychological aftermaths of the war, must return to Hogwarts for her last year. However, when faced with an old enemy, will she be able to grow and save herself? Draco Malloy has been utterly in love with Hermione since h...
Hermione and Draco are head boy and head girl. Will Draco open up to Hermione? Or will they both continue hating each other for the rest of their lives?
This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.
It's Hermione's final year at Hogwarts, and she wants it to be memorable. But Draco is making it her worst year so far. Girls are swooning over Draco and follow him wherever he goes. But Hermione's had enough of the giggling and squealing of girls, and wants to give Draco a piece of her mind. But what Hermione doesn'...
Hermione goes out to find Ron Weasley, and finds him in the shower. A few things spark up, and they get pretty far. WARNING: INVOLVES SEXUAL CONTACT
Draco drinks a lust potion and starts lusting for Harry Potter of all people! They are bound together till the antidote is made. Draco also requires daily contact with Harry or he could die, and they both have an image to uphold. How will they keep their "strictly sexual" relationship away from the public and can it...
Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)