You just want to live a quiet, simple life that involves running your café and minding your own business. Then guess who shows up to throw a wrench into your plans and start dragging up your past... IMPORTANT!! This story is inspired by (though deviates quite a bit from and isn't as dark as) AbyssCronica's 'Captive', which is here on Wattpad, AO3, and Deviantart. Go read it. Especially if you like the Kid Pirates. It is AMAZING! Photos not mine, only the story

You start your sixth year at Hogwarts with new resolution to keep out of trouble. But what kind of story would this be if you succeeded? [reader-insert][all OP characters sorted in their respective Houses][there will be romance but it's mostly adventure/friendship][various ships][scurring]

Eustass 'Captain' Kid. The wildest, cruellest pirate of the Worst Generation. You should have known better than being taken alive. [Trigger warnings: dub/con, lemon, bdsm, (mild)gore, stockholme syndrome, toxic/abusive relationship] The Captain and birdie, book 1.

This one is a little different. The reader finds herself moving into a new home but things aren't quite as they seem there, especially when she finds herself in the company of a strange man that nobody else seems to see... Mature language and scenes. Cover art: @Tsuyomaru1a on Twitter. I hope you guys enjoy and I'm sorry if things are a little off, I'm quite rusty. And as always: I own nothing. :)